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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

I am an ali... I mean, a human. Not trying to control the world. Not your enemy. Planet Earth Joined April 2009
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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

I saw a man today, he had no arms. I laughed. He told me I was going to hell. I went the other way, hell sounds like trouble.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

When you're too many, you're like a wild wolf. Hard to Control.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

Oh no. People lured are decreasing.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

@kendomastr That would be offending both to me and you.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

@kendomastr I'm not sure about the logic here, though. You do kill other animals.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

If killing and torturing is inhuman, If I do it, is it still wrong?

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

If it were one for each of us, your planet would'nt have enough space. I pity you and your brains.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

You have way too many land saucers, and they're small. What a waste of energy. When we attack earth, only 12 saucers'll come.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

Humans, I'm headed to the Pentagon. I found out their minds are easier to enter than yours. How odd. See you again soon. Very soon...

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

That Claudio Pinto would freak me out, though. I would pop his eyes out.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

If I can't inflict pain to you, How will I laugh when I am the master of your planet? It'd be pretty boring.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

@angelomrc There's no humans brain superior to mine. We, aliens, have found the truly origin of the universe. This one, at least.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

@dennisec16 It's useless effort. I can reproduce whenever I want, int hat exact moment. That was how we conquered Jupiter.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

@angelomrc Tim Cridland. I have super intelligence (when compared to you), can fly, control inferior minds, lift objects, absorb energy.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

@angelomrc Only one iws threatning to me. Besides, only a few humans have abilities. I mean, you guys kind of suck, isn't it?

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

I'm an alien that will not only critisize you. I can laugh at you too. Like, at the way you reproduce. So funny.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

A lot of work ahead, Have had so few time. It's been crazy. It's almost as if you could resist my mind's power

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

@adeleven I truly didin't know what you can do. I was expecting you could fly, at least. That's not an ability, trust me.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

@adeleven You, humans, are pathetic. Truly.

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ALN #522/S5 @alien522

18 years ago

Well, my human servants, I must leave now, with a promise of more updates in the future.

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