Eilidh J @alienjacobs03
Joined September 2020-
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she looks like a character from a studio ghibli movie
some girl just crashed into me and we both didn’t know what to do so we called our dads and we’re just standing here holding our phones together so our dads can talk to each other 🧍🏻♀️
“I ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING IN THIS DAMN HOUSE”
unconditional love DOES NOT mean unconditional tolerance.
Yesterday my 16 year old lil bro collapses, breathing stops, gets diagnosed with a heart problem… Please see his first entry into the siblings chat while admitted into the hospital on the same day:
when you’re being mean to me just know this is who you’re being mean to
Piercing shop asked could they take pics while getting my ear pierced a few weeks ago, no problem says me. Didn’t post the pictures for ages until yesterday and I was the person they posted to say “happy pride” cause I’m obvs the gayest looking person they had lmaoo
ngl kourtney kardashian announcing her pregnancy by referencing a blink-182 music video is kind of iconic
“you look really tired” i really am.
me, *flirting*: would you rather be burned alive or eaten by a shark
“are you okay?” no. ive been tired since 2007
i say “it is what it is” a lot for someone who has no idea wtf it is
are you ever in a moment & think damn i’m really gonna miss this
“what does your tattoo mean” i had money and no one stopped me
relax, you’ll graduate, you’ll get the job, you’ll find someone who loves you. things take time.
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