Alison Spiess Montag @alispss
I don't even know what I'm doing here, but sometimes I tweet stupid things my husband says. Austin, Texas Joined January 2012-
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@hulu Every season finale of Survivor starts the episode in the middle, at the 45 minute mark of a 90 minute episode. It happens when I haven't even previously seen part of the episode. This bug forces me to see spoilers...
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I don't know anything about wine, I just know things about people knowing things about wine.
"Remember when they used to have baked potatoes on the salad bar?" "Yeah, that one guy was pissed when they got rid of them. I bet he quit."
"Speaking of dead things.... Did you lock up the chickens?"
"That's who runs the world: librarians who are getting kids access to Wu Tang."
"That argument was so woke." "What does that mean!?"
Alison Spiess Montag retweeted
Moments after the gavel sounded on the $1.4 million sale of the Banksy artwork, an alarm sounded and it slipped through a shredder hidden in the frame, cutting it to pieces. nyti.ms/2y6jCui
"The lamp is right behind you. You've never looked so..." "Backlit?" "...radiant..."
"Nero ruined my face." "He didn't ruin your face, it was already ruined."
@ajmontag The crispy kind of chips.
I had already decided the North Lamar Transit Center was garbage when a bird pooped on me.
@ScienceCarlson @ajmontag Just another wise revelation straight from his own brain.
"Every source has it's source" @ajmontag
"I'm buying more stocks." "Stop squandering our money! I'm doing that with clothes!"
"If I'm in a coma for more than a year..." "I was thinking more like a month."
"Get your fuckin' vegetables off the ground. You have skewers sticking out."
"What's in your bag, ma'am?" "Vegetables!!!"
Yep, there's plenty of room there for a nap.
Alison Spiess Montag retweeted
You may never look at pigeons the same way. audubon.org/news/pigeon-po…
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