Allie @alliemonk

Joined July 2012

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Drew @aKellyBrand

4 years ago

Proof that men don't want no drama in their life 😂😂😂

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Victoria Haneman @TaxLawProf

4 years ago

There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my child’s iPad.

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Howard Luck @pheenoh

5 years ago

This is the greatest email I’ve ever received

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Shannon Miller @ShannonL_Miller

5 years ago

One of the best lines I’ve ever read in an OOO email, courtesy of one that I just received: “If this is urgent, take a deep breath because few things really are.” THAT energy.

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Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff

5 years ago

So nice of these super models to take a picture with Bella Hadid

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James @CaucasianJames

5 years ago

i can’t keep bailing u out

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Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry

5 years ago

The clap into an under tuck reverse arm role is what's most impressive to me here.

Fred Schultz @FredSchultz35

5 years ago

He’s going places. 😂😎🕺🔥

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amber rollo @ambercrollo

5 years ago

all dog costumes should have fake arms so the front paws are the feet. i realize this now. x.com/DannyDeraney/s…

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fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill

5 years ago

so glad i tried out one of those online therapy services

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James @CaucasianJames

5 years ago

u guys won

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kyle @kaycutty

5 years ago

not getting my kids a phone at least until they’ve experienced being the first one to wake up at a sleepover and having to stare at the popcorn ceiling in silence for 4 hours. builds character.