Alystralis @alystralis

Chaotic space being with a little side of cringe ❌GenAI❌ twitch.tv/alystralis Joined August 2025

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Alystralis @alystralis

3 hours ago

@JuviraArachne @NaeniaSelanyx Lmao no you're fine, especially with the mixed reviews in the comments I don't blame you for thinking that 😭😭

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Alystralis @alystralis

3 hours ago

@JuviraArachne @NaeniaSelanyx Broken in like you're breaking in your shoes. Aka just using it enough so it starts to become comfortable and fit to your shape!

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i have that neurodivergent problem where I start a job, I pick it up at a decent rate and end up being really good at it until about a year or so in then i reach burn out thus making my performance and mental go way downhill

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Alystralis @alystralis

8 hours ago

My supervisor stopped me today and told me "I really hope our seasonal hires are as good as you. Your work is always amazing and you picked it up really fast." Sorting boxes by codes is so fun yay!!!!

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Alystralis @alystralis

8 hours ago

@waffobean I blushed, kicked my feet, and maybe even twirled my hair a little when I saw you followed teehee

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Alystralis @alystralis

a day ago

@exisbread Streamer gets mad over... People joining stream?? That's a new one

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Knight Errant @cavalierposting

2 days ago

'Twas a peaceful night. Some drinks, jokes, games and all. Then one guy made a fool of himself and I turned to mine succubus friend. "Get a load of that guy," I said. It was just a joke. I never meant for any of this. The horror. The horror. The horror.

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Alystralis @alystralis

a day ago

@exisbread I, at MOST, will allow ketchup on it... But pickles and mustard are definitely a hard no for me as well. and don't even get me started on onions!!

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Alystralis @alystralis

2 days ago

Another day of ordering a plain burger and not getting a plain burger. Maybe it's a sign to start eating burgers with all the stuff on it....

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Alystralis @alystralis

2 days ago

@InuuchanVT Oh so it was fate that lead you... Perfect haha

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Alystralis @alystralis

2 days ago

@ActuallyBanned Idk, I guess I hate the textures and the flavor combo? Even the smell of ketchup/mustard and pickles on my burger... Eugh ☹️ I wouldn't say I'm a picky eater, but that's one thing I won't eat

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Alystralis @alystralis

2 days ago

@ActuallyBanned If it's not overcooked then it's not dry :( especially McDonald's, they got some greasy ahh burgers

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Alystralis @alystralis

2 days ago

@exisbread Oh my god?? Surely that's a bot... PLEASE let it be a bot 😭

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ＧＥＮＥＲＡＬＳＡＭ @GeneralSamsSec

2 days ago

I would never lay hands on my wife but I had a dream where she forgot pick up a 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper from the store and she did not survive the night

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Alystralis @alystralis

3 days ago

@VOIDTHROAT @DairyQueen Yeah I'm in the car behind you and I think we're gonna just have to push his car out of the way. I'll give you a little help don't worry just slam on the gas.

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Alystralis @alystralis

3 days ago

@Niko_oao It's okay to have a break day. Take care of yourself first and foremost!! 🫶

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Alystralis @alystralis

3 days ago

@bertwieser @Bapyzz Okay... I'm not really arguing that, lol

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soup🕷️ @thrluv

4 days ago

“if you crave soda your body really needs hydration.” actually if i crave soda it’s because dr pepper makes my brain go “wheeeee!”

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Alystralis @alystralis

4 days ago

@exisbread Like I get it CAN be used maliciously towards trans ppl but??? Unless I am your friend and you tell me otherwise, I'm gonna keep calling everyone dude/bro. It's part of my vernacular