amserver @amserver2
new to twitter. and want to vent with other servers about stupid things that happen DAILY in the waiting world !! Joined November 2012-
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PSA...Annoying going through every ring tone on your new phone in a restaurant!!!!
Goldie locks is back.... oatmeal ...to hot, to cold ,to thick ,to thin, to much ,to little.. #eat at home
Apparently I didn't get the memo that sunny side down means over easy in doucheville
8 prayer group guys 1 guy is jerk !!! I pray you don't come in again
All I want is 2 scrambled eggs and 2 patty sausage but I don't want to pay the $2.95 & $3.00 do you have that in a cheaper version ?#dumbass
CUSTOMER: We're friends of the owner!!! ME: That's great! I know him too, and he TREATS ME LIKE SHIT!
Stupid brown nosers she tells the owner " I think whatever you think " but 10 minutes ago she was talking shit !
Me: what would you like to drink ? .... Them: What do you have ? Fml
Customers don't cut your fricken fingernails at the table in a restaurant #gross
Yes please walk by me trying to seat you with a menu in my hand and tell me " I'm just going to find a seat " #fucktard
I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural #serverproblems
You can sit there but good luck finding a server to wait on you. #dontseatyourself
How many times am I going to be asked if I finished holiday shopping yet? #smalltalkblues
Hmmm just found out the cook is on the sex offender list Ewwww I knew he was creepy

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