Andrew Bond @anandrewbond
Voice Actor and Presenter • Host of the Send Me To Sleep Podcast • Occasional silly man with @comedysponge • Tiktok: https://t.co/XQ0OTwhg1f linktr.ee/itsandrewbond The Lost City of Atlantis Joined October 2013-
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Andrew Bond retweeted
I don't think that Danaher has any idea of the power of nerdfighteria. I just heard from a Norwegian nerdfighter who is petitioning their government to divest the 1% of @DanaherCorp that the national investment bank owns. Wow. And we're just getting started. (DMs are open btw.)
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It’s just occurred to me how messed up it is that on every clear day, there is a gigantic BLINDING light in the sky that we can’t look at directly.
Shoutout to my toothpaste for always having one more squeeze left. This thing defies the laws of physics. It’s looked like this for weeks.
if Gandhi was still alive today, he’d be shook to his core by how old he is
Get up early. Drink water. Read. Build something. Stare at your loved ones. Always turn left. Do your homework. Don’t your laundry. Sauté for 15 minutes. Repeat.
Shakira’s biggest mistake was allowing her hips to testify in court.
This is what happens when you read a lot of Dr. Seuss during your existential crisis. Full poem on TikTok #Philosophy #spirituality #poetry #dogs
Andrew Bond retweeted
Hi all - I'd like to announce that my first book/novella/novellette is now available to purchase on Amazon. It is called Discover and has taken me 6 years to finish in small bursts of energy and inspiration. #writers #writing #newbook #goodreads #kindle amazon.co.uk/dp/B09PF9QPXZ
Andrew Bond retweeted
It is entirely unnecessary for Christmas dinner to take longer than sixty seconds
This is how you know you've found someone reeeeeal special
This is how you know you've found someone reeeeeal special
I swear we didn't do anything to those cows! They just did that by themselves!
I swear we didn't do anything to those cows! They just did that by themselves!
My mum just asked me if I had an "Instagreat" ❤ #mumisms
I really and truly meant what I said at the end of this video
I really and truly meant what I said at the end of this video
Her eyes moved independantly of each other and her hair was made from a horses tail...
Her eyes moved independantly of each other and her hair was made from a horses tail...
We did a podcasty with the old BCU gang! Was good fun, much chat, many laugh
We did a podcasty with the old BCU gang! Was good fun, much chat, many laugh
We've been up to things! Here are the things! youtu.be/6b4J9SebQH4
He makes a persuasive and sarcastic argument
He makes a persuasive and sarcastic argument
A massive thanks to everyone involved in making this happen. So much dedication and hard work put into this nonsense
A massive thanks to everyone involved in making this happen. So much dedication and hard work put into this nonsense
Andrew Bond retweeted
instagram.com/p/BIC2Ax4ALJI/ Remember to be alert at all times. Stay aware of your surroundings. vine.co/v/5ZpZevbK3dv #PokemonGO
Comedy is all about timing
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