Andrew Williams MP @andrewilliamsMP
I'm the parody of that parody of an MP Andrew Williams. My twitter account will keep followers updated from my seat at Parliament's Bellamy's bar. Bellamys, Parliament. Joined November 2011-
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Hey there Christchurch what's shaking? A bit like me in the morning after a bout of Chinese Lurgy!
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On a well-earned break till Feb 7 2012. Thanks Winston and all the early on -set dementia types who voted NZ First. #baublesofoffice
God I need a drink have been in the House since 11am! Can't wait for my well-earned two month holiday care of taxpayer. #baublesofoffice
I have to admit I had a chubby on the whole time Winston was speaking.And it was nothing to do with Tracey Martin! Shesh! #hornyforwinston
At party conferences we sing 'No NZ First Without You', which includes the line: "We cannot exist without you,Winston" bit.ly/rN0Nu40l
Winston is only 4 foot five and also wears lifts in his shoes bit.ly/rNNu4l #whywinstonisbetterthankim
Winston invented the moaburger and it was such a success we ran out of moas! bit.ly/rNNu4l #whywinstonisbetterthankim
Winston once shot a round of 36 in golf before retiring as undisputed world no 1! bit.ly/rNNu4l #whywinstonisbetterthankim
MPs give Mojo Mathers ovation. Winston tells me he's given numerous researchers and secretaries the clap over the years! #baublesofoffice
Phew... when I heard about the demise of Dear Leader I thought Winston had finally had one whiskey too many! bit.ly/tjs2vu
Lost another pair of pants during the weekend. Damn you 'Chinese Lurgy! #itisnotwhatyouaredrinking
This week get sworn in at Parliament and then off to the Green Parrot with Winston for a big dose of the 'Chinese Lurgy'! #baublesofoffice
I understand Georgie-boy's plight bit.ly/utb28e I couldn't get a job either until I clung on to Winny's coattails #baublesofooffice
Anyone else find it ironic that Paula Bennett has the slimmest majority in the house! I'll still drink to her win - I'll drink to anything!
Three more months of watching Horan suck up to Winston trying to get my deputy role will drive me to drink - even more! bit.ly/vRxAsq
Winston's own version of the 'Chinese Lurgy'. But he calls it 'having an accident' at home bit.ly/tfG8uQ #itisnotwhatyouaredrinking
Currently it is pissing down in Auckland - a bit like me when I'm out on the tiles and looking for a tree! #itisnotwhatiamdrinking
Fair bit of jostling between Winny and Budgie-Smuggler Horan over said mirrors first.I can't find a toilet anywhere. #baublesofoffice
Unhappy at lack of office space for NZ First. Not much room for rest of us by the time Winston's numerous mirrors moved in. #baublesofoffice
I give Shearer 12 months before his deputy does him from behind! #youreaditherefirst
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