Andrew Wendt @androodeetoo
Human, Nobel Prize winner, physicist, occasional liar. Joined November 2011-
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Magnum P.I. is just James Bond if he was a Jimmy Buffet fan.
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“Shove my dick in a pot pie!” To the tune of the Popeye’s jingle #weirdalsnotebook
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coffee prices are out of control
In the age of coronavirus, women don’t get ultrasounds they have Woom meetings.
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The only way Trump gets to 270 now is if he loses 50 lbs
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To be clear, what Trump is doing — trashing the electoral system — is not a future threat to democracy. Not a potential threat to democracy. It is an unfolding attack on democracy. It is not just Trump venting. It is Trump corrupting and diminishing every institution he touches.
I got: The Philosopher -- What Type Of Pot Smoker Are You? m.huffpost.com/us/entry/51751… via @HuffPostLabs
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Liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer after 7 you did 9/11
.@RelixMag is giving away a #Phish 30th Anniversary Prize Package! : relix.com/contests/win_a…
"I'm too young for this shit". -Lethal Weapon: The Teen Years
"To the Bat-throom!" - Batman after eating at Chili's
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"Is Math Biased For Obama?" - Probable Fox News headline today
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Remember today that you are beautiful. No, not you. The person behind you. Oh you thought--? HAHAHA. ...No. No.
Does blasting @Yeasayer at 6:30 am make me a weirdo? I sure hope so. Love this new album!
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I can't even imagine how frustrating it must have been for my grandparents' generation to fuck to ragtime.
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