Andy Burntbum @andyburntbum
saving the country one tweet at a time. parody. not as funny as the original Joined October 2026-
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We’ve all been there. Stepping on Lego in the middle of the night is a real problem facing Britain today. This ends now. I’m going to personally write a stern letter to mr Lego himself asking him nicely to end this once and for all or face a fine of up to 100 pounds.
@tdog1410 I get it, we’ve all been there. Public transport is dirty, expensive and dangerous. My promise to you is that the wipers on the bus WILL go swish swish swish. But only until 5pm. Then I will introduce a tax.
I don’t care what anyone say, I believe we can end pins and needles forever. For too long people have suffered by shaking arms and legs. Enough is enough. This country deserves better. That’s why I’m investing 45 billion pounds into Pilates classes for Afghan drug dealers.
Antisemitism is at an all time high, Jews no longer feel safe in this country. I get it. Enough is enough That is why I am going to hold an inquiry into what that stuff is that builds up around your electric toothbrush is and what we can do to end it once and for all.
I know people are worried about the cost of living, the price of groceries are going through the roof, I get it Enough is enough. Today I am going to announce a hard cap on the price of Freddos, my promise today is the price will not rise above 20 pounds per bar.
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Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer
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Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas
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Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner
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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret
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Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani
181K Followers 2K Following Co-Founder, Novara Media. Dad. Husband. Author of ‘Fully Automated Luxury Communism’. Column at UnHerd. More soon with Verso Books.
Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP
257K Followers 5K Following MP for Leeds West and Pudsey🌹| Former Bank of England economist
Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband
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Yvette Cooper @YvetteCooperMP
460K Followers 933 Following Secretary of State for Health and Social Care. Labour MP for Pontefract, Castleford & Knottingley
Gordon Brown @GordonBrown
220K Followers 497 Following Former UK Prime Minister, now UN Envoy for Global Education and WHO Ambassador for Global Health Financing, always Raith Rovers.
Emily Thornberry @EmilyThornberry
262K Followers 2K Following Lab MP for Islington S, Finsbury & De Beauvoir. Chair of the House of Commons Foreign Affairs Committee
Lisa Nandy MP @lisanandy
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Wes Streeting @wesstreeting
246K Followers 9K Following Secretary of State for Defence 🇬🇧 Labour MP for Ilford North
Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant
332K Followers 2K Following Secretary of State for Northern Ireland and Labour MP for Rhondda and Ogmore
Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon
232K Followers 3K Following Leeds born and bred. Labour Member of Parliament for Leeds East🌹
Andy Burnham @andyburnham
769K Followers 3K Following Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Leader of the Labour Party. Labour MP for Makerfield.
Jonathan Swan @jonathanvswan
1.0M Followers 6K Following New York Times reporter. Co-author of "REGIME CHANGE: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump" — https://t.co/rONvZoFWKA
Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins
1.7M Followers 1K Following Chief White House Correspondent and Anchor of The Source at 9 p.m., @CNN
Becky Quick @BeckyQuick
437K Followers 1K Following Squawk Box on CNBC. Former WSJ reporter & Fortune columnist. ECNY board. Rutgers grad.You might like
