Samson Gulley @anenondrontc

He that jokes confesses. Joined July 2011

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J.B. Oliveira @boninho

10 years ago

Boa noite e um beijo do gordo

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Samson Gulley @anenondrontc

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Seized Turkish Media Outlets Turn Pro-government Overnight

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Jasper Houghton @totingyronfunt

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Airlifted dinosaur; renegade deputy with meth; skateboarding bulldog dies

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Samson Gulley @anenondrontc

10 years ago

US airstrike in Syria kills German rapper turned terrorist

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ge @geglobo

10 years ago

Após suspensão, Toquinho nega ser desleal: "Sou um atleta limpo e correto" glo.bo/1M0gcGR

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Prosecutors

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Globovisión @globovision

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Marco Torres desmiente aumento de impuestos para cubrir presupuesto nacional goo.gl/ZIZPnL

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Nadal needs 3 sets again to win at Swiss Indoors

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E! Entertainment @eentertainment

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Brad Pitt Opens Up About His Surprisingly Normal Life as a Dad in V Magazine eonli.ne/1jRI0GL

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Samson Gulley @anenondrontc

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Walgreens profit up as attention turns to Rite Aid deal

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TNW @thenextweb

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Verizon has a new logo, but it forgot to use it on its new phones tnw.me/n9Gcpb1

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Stopping tuberculosis requires new strategy

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中軽米真人＠ド素人を起業家にする人|スパルタキャンプ塾長 @caesar_magnus

10 years ago

買ってもらうことを考えてサービスとか作ってもしゃーない。自分が欲しいものを徹底的に考えてやらないと、バイアウト以前に事業として成立しないでしょうね笑 @takapon_jp

堀江貴文(Takafumi Horie、ホリエモン) @takapon_jp

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Globovisión @globovision

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OLP, piedra de tranca para la delincuencia organizada goo.gl/6ZRBtp

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'The Martian' solves a growing dilemma

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Arvind Kejriwal guns for Narendra Modi, police as 2 minors get gangraped in Delhi

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Bruce Zhang @iaecizonga

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Osborne Aims to Exploit U.K. Labour Splits With Fiscal Charter

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CPR effectiveness improves by 22% with Metronome

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Globovisión @globovision

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#EsNoticia Explosión sacudió el puerto de Tianjin en China goo.gl/EnSfqW

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Authorities Look Into Teen's Claim He Stumbled Upon Fuselage 'Full of ...

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greatquotes @greatqoutevideo

575 Followers 2K Following This is a daily inspirational video quotes in helping and building people on a positive note

Rodel Santos Miranda @ImRodelMiranda

61 Followers 323 Following

Sylvester Dennis @risnkec

603 Followers 767 Following I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Dwain Bounds @ribaliromidinct

579 Followers 787 Following Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Griffin Clemons @edelesogigac

577 Followers 738 Following I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Nicholas Dellinger @gangestioviakar

593 Followers 789 Following Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you

The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others it is in yourself alone.

Rudolph Correa @teosidudi

628 Followers 799 Following The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others it is in yourself alone.

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.

Oscar Wilke @tranorcsou

614 Followers 794 Following If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.

Еремей Прил... @osstheostech

638 Followers 829 Following Она принадлежала к тем хрупким, маленьким женщинам, которые предпочитают любить, а не заниматься любовью.

Malachi Crooks @eneandic

583 Followers 747 Following Bo There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water

Moris Bush @prameongggdet

603 Followers 770 Following Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.

Asyf karim @AsyfKarim

133 Followers 206 Following #green #g #high #stoned #madeincomilla /#whateva

Герман Анто... @foktwi

590 Followers 850 Following Во всех странах железные дороги для передвижения служат, а у нас сверх того и для воровства.

Gervase Horan @erarerslphact

571 Followers 669 Following I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.

Ira Norman @ioineniop

618 Followers 691 Following A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.

Alger Muncy @fizenolole

619 Followers 743 Following Man is a make-believe animal - he is never so truly himself as when he is acting a part.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Prosper Hanes @imavenci

645 Followers 761 Following The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Jared Villalobos @ushlymosextol

583 Followers 791 Following Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Collin Stillwell @izeredanda

648 Followers 775 Following You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.

Jerome Denney @riderblano

629 Followers 531 Following That government is best which governs least. - from Civil Disobedience

Edwin Henson @lylilant

571 Followers 652 Following There is always something for which to be thankful.

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

Brice High @llaleyserico

583 Followers 702 Following As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

Cuthbert Manns @ederorereleapa

604 Followers 713 Following Know how sublime a thing is to suffer and be strong.

Shane Dudley @eduteogucak

589 Followers 736 Following If the camel once get his nose in a tent, the body will soon follow.

Blaze Halverson @ssstogne

598 Followers 764 Following Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it but as I drink, I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is.

Rafe Woodcock @otifallstu

551 Followers 814 Following Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number of apples in a seed.

Luke Beal @ounalushomeulen

584 Followers 538 Following Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.

Benedict Fair @dadiouatoron

606 Followers 514 Following The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

Tobias Ethridge @bleruonecost

628 Followers 583 Following Since Cleopatra died, I have liv'd in such dishonour that the gods Detest my baseness.

Crispin Ennis @etadophi

605 Followers 677 Following Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah

Lucas Greco @piterlinlelas

588 Followers 677 Following Hatred - The anger of the weak.

Brendan Domingo @iatapti

604 Followers 785 Following Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.

Rolland Leeper @rcromub

570 Followers 787 Following When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.

Simon Talbert @rasionoulidi

619 Followers 716 Following There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

Clarence Wolfe @neredheabrgini

575 Followers 791 Following Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

Избегайте легкомыслия, чуждайтесь страсти и наслаждения, ибо лишь серьезный и вдумчивый достигает великого счастья.

Георгий Бор... @inonthype

659 Followers 820 Following Избегайте легкомыслия, чуждайтесь страсти и наслаждения, ибо лишь серьезный и вдумчивый достигает великого счастья.

Остап Велик... @cheroonite

679 Followers 933 Following Истина выше людей и не должна бояться их.

Аникита Арт... @sinperer

610 Followers 929 Following Мыслить — значит беседовать с самим собой.

Quinten Coon @jelymerese

554 Followers 500 Following Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something.

Alvin Willson @llutiodguo

614 Followers 604 Following This fairy tale we're living is real inside our hearts.

Hugh Bowles @tallgier

594 Followers 600 Following All these years I've been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I feel grown.

Joshua Clarkson @ausoxbico

594 Followers 585 Following We cannot escape fear. We can only transform it into a companion that accompanies us on all our exciting adventures.

Constantine Pinkney @anecalendif

619 Followers 749 Following Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.

Ebenezar Sawyer @sidengaps

577 Followers 789 Following Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen depart, be lost, but climb.

Oswald Wagoner @nedenturituv

584 Followers 757 Following Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians.

Humphry Belcher @oorinatt

605 Followers 765 Following It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians.

Gabriel Ledesma @hedelyroine

572 Followers 745 Following A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else.

Raphael Friend @noloblisiviam

598 Followers 804 Following Strength is the outcome of need.

Jasper Houghton @totingyronfunt

580 Followers 791 Following Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.

Родион Бере... @oonchtute

626 Followers 832 Following Самое неприятное чувство – это чувство собственного бессилия.

Quentin Phelps @ilyplyl

585 Followers 521 Following If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks.

Maximillian Culver @daldedimpyar

583 Followers 765 Following Do what you fear, and the death of fear is certain.

Sidney Trowbridge @keragena

565 Followers 772 Following A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something.

Dylan Hurst @sphehoveal

588 Followers 780 Following Earth has nothing more tender than a woman's heart when it is the abode of piety.

Ralph Weiner @lodaxere

575 Followers 760 Following Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look then, if they like what they see, they listen.

Fredrick Gipson @peledaplic

597 Followers 804 Following When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look then, if they like what they see, they listen.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Anselm Olivarez @inderorb

599 Followers 595 Following The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Perceval Tipton @tasteredmexa

627 Followers 572 Following The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

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Scott Walling @hyrbochiti

576 Followers 805 Following If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

Oberon Blankenship @enevermag

561 Followers 771 Following There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere.

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success.

Frederick Doran @antidibedexi

564 Followers 600 Following Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success.

Simon Beamon @awerescrb

594 Followers 672 Following Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.

Horatio Gladney @iferesswlomala

595 Followers 708 Following What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.

Winfred Casanova @isaboxprntobst

554 Followers 702 Following If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

Sebastian Wilkins @isentivel

592 Followers 715 Following Get a good night's sleep and don't bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election campaign manager Clark MacGregor)

No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.

Derick Cervantes @blfianc

592 Followers 778 Following No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.

Terrance Jolley @aghapustess

598 Followers 682 Following The great aim of education is not knowledge but action.

Gavin Cerda @issteddebenia

612 Followers 634 Following The longest journey is the journey inward.

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David Archuleta @DavidArchie

1.1M Followers 54 Following Earthly Delights Deluxe is yours 💛 Tickets and VIP for The Earthly Delights Tour are on sale! Text me: +1 (424) 452-2724 :) https://t.co/GAZwPBxCQK

Silas Rojas @iscogecesceod

594 Followers 529 Following No more important duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great theater of life than simple loyalty to their best convictions.

Stewart Victor @clabrlobosor

556 Followers 490 Following It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it

Isiah Newell @ntatrmaimmeb

599 Followers 761 Following How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheeses

Branden Mckeown @preprete

604 Followers 771 Following Beware the man of one book.

Terrance Estrada @ifilestinfi

615 Followers 774 Following A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Nathan Covert @phsuropacchloc

633 Followers 687 Following Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Bartholomew Lash @emmyuabi

599 Followers 771 Following It is easier to pull down than to build up.

Harold Markley @ipinalousely

598 Followers 621 Following The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.

Евграф Земл... @oyninv

667 Followers 947 Following Женщина начинает с отражения наступления мужчины, а кончает тем, что отрезает ему путь к отступлению.

Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more. You should never wish to do less.

Lawrence Madison @ldinismphatat

597 Followers 740 Following Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more. You should never wish to do less.

Rob Riggle @RobRiggle

1.4M Followers 435 Following Actor, Comedian, Writer, U.S. Marine

Дмитрий Гер... @uretate

639 Followers 822 Following Интересно было бы посмотреть, как долго кроткие будут владеть землей, после того как унаследуют ее.

Чеслав Коль... @ysobompi

580 Followers 916 Following Мужчину скорее тронут слезы незнакомки, чем слезы его любовницы.

Thaddeus Bliss @slyatblli

621 Followers 696 Following Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Peter Hennessey @ohizinapabbla

636 Followers 713 Following Lust of power burns more fiercely than all the passions combined.

Emory Centeno @igedolar

549 Followers 507 Following Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.

Derek Comer @tissinta

560 Followers 603 Following My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Martin Velazquez @ablicuscercap

623 Followers 600 Following To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Sidney Almanza @optiflylpett

591 Followers 765 Following We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.

Marcus Clawson @angastilth

605 Followers 778 Following What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars.

Malachi Rainey @calingoginam

621 Followers 735 Following A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

John Hodgman @hodgman

907K Followers 4K Following Good evening, my name is John Hodgman. I didn't ask for or pay for this blue check, and I am rarely ever here anymore.

Miles Zavala @idlizodlec

594 Followers 758 Following It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we CAN imagine.

Evan Hibbard @mbitaberais

568 Followers 484 Following The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.

He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own stable And the devil smiled, for it put him in mind Of Cain and his brother, Abel.

Justin Connolly @kagachysioi

614 Followers 597 Following He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own stable And the devil smiled, for it put him in mind Of Cain and his brother, Abel.

Ратмир Вере... @eletesiamia

583 Followers 849 Following Чтение – грех добродетельных женщин.

Tristram Wood @rdicandrv

581 Followers 770 Following Death comes to all But great achievements raise a monument Which shall endure until the sun grows old.

Sebastian Fredericks @pombitowa

597 Followers 774 Following Friendship, of itself a holy tie, Is made more sacred by adversity.

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain.

Noel Horner @esmonidrisu

566 Followers 796 Following Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain.