[~pO~] @ankitjain2212

The freedom to make my own mistakes was all I ever wanted.. Mumbai Joined August 2010

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a year ago

Hey @BlueDartCares & @BlueDartCares - your team is quick on updating false status of the package on the website but not delivering the package - Waybill No. - 88152188762 was supposed to reach me the day before yesterday and today its the end of the day.

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6 years ago

Earth : Thank you China..

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6 years ago

I looked out of the window.. and this is as close as we can get to #TheWalkingDead #JantaCurfew I would love a world like that..

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6 years ago

You think Slade Wilson & Wade Wilson could be brothers? #marvelcomics #dccomics #MarvelStudios #DCUNIVERSE

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6 years ago

So we can do this to Ducks but not rapists??

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6 years ago

Aunty: Hello beta Me: Hello Aunty Aunty: come beta.. kya loge? Me: Aunty tamma tamma..

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7 years ago

So I entered a mall.. and the security guy rubbed his metal detector all over my body.. touched my ball sack twice with it.. is there a department to report sexual harassment case? 😂🤣

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7 years ago

If someone had 2 kids both boys.. and they name them.. Adarsh and oosoool.. Everytime parents are frustrated.. they can say Uff ye oosoool ye Adarsh.. 🤣😂 #autorickshawthoughts

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Rakesh Patkar @ChuggersDelight

7 years ago

Game of Thrones | Season 8 | Official Trailer (HBO) is Out! 😯 youtu.be/rlR4PJn8b8I via @YouTube

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7 years ago

"Jagga Jiteya" is the new gym song.. #UriSurgicalStrike

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7 years ago

If @BombayTrooper sells shit on their website and u order it.. U still won't get ur order.. coz they don't give a shit..

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7 years ago

Never buy stuff from @BombayTrooper they do not deliver. Literally. I don't know if I hate them. But it's has been my experience.

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7 years ago

This is a new currency and payment network built by ex-PayPal guys, called Initiative Q. The amount you reserve decreases every day, and each member has a limited number of invites. You can use my invite link here: initiativeq.com/invite/S4WBTCT… (Don’t worry. No funny stuff)

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7 years ago

I asked the girl sitting next to me in the office. Ankit: hey do u listen to Eminem? Girl: what? It is a kind of gems right? Ankit: let me post this real quick. (*_*)

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7 years ago

Hey @netflix is #NextGenMovie an animated version of #WillSmith iRobot? #irobot

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7 years ago

Just saw #silvat trailer.. @kaneezsurka is that you? If not.. why not? You can SO do it ( i mean a lead role in a movie).

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8 years ago

@thetanmay

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8 years ago

Because that is the most erotic part of male body.. so no tennis or badminton or volley ball or basket ball or long jump or 100 mtr 400 mtr or marathon or primary school kids.. it is a fuck-wa after all..

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8 years ago

Akhkhannd chootiyapa.. this only goes to prove that they don't have an agenda.. unko bas mazey aa rahe hai.. #Padmavat #KarniSena congratulations app chutiye hai..