Arthur Arnold @arnoldthinks

"I'm not voting. Nothing changes, they're all the same. I feel worse off than I did 15 years ago." "So things were better 15 years ago?" "Yes" "Why not get those guys back then, eh?"

Why has no one ever cast John Malkovich as Khruschev? ...

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when you are a child you don't realise how many soft play grounds are in industrial parks

On sunny days that are cold: these are my favourite kinds of days On sunny days that are warm: fuck that, this is so much nicer

Wham'Bham Serrano Ham

When the dog is looking out the window, into the garden and the rain, accompanied by John Coltrane on the Hi-Fi, he just looks so so thoughtful. Then you think, it's a shame that he's probably hardly thinking at all. And then you realise, it actually makes it so much better.

Redownloaded X to say: schnauzer ♥️

having one of those days where it seems beyond any doubt that XTC are the best band to have walked this planet

Wowza! Christmas is’a comin’! m.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mSmE…

Well, what the hell are we waiting for!

not sure if anyone cares in the slightest BUT I paid £1.20 more for the chicken baguette at Brighton Station then at Manchester Piccadilly

Two espressos and a bit of Humint in the headphones is quite a mighty impressive feeling

in many respects the economic model of a planned economy is akin to using your old receipt as a shopping list? but you just don’t need to buy olive oil every week, ygm?

poem for the bit in Room at the Top when Alice gets the train home and has to say goodbye to Joe: our minutes are lost by forgotten clocks and now, the train departs the clocks restart and the minutes are found

Remember children, even when your destination is up, tis on the downwards slopes that you gain your momentum x

The weekend: turning the snarl of the working week into an amicable woof woof x

Someone’s stole my mug at work, I am raging, I’m mid-flight, if I catch this rascal I’m gonna bloody well ask for it back !