Brobot @artificialGuard
I may not be bulletproof, but I was still programmed with nothing to lose. Fire away. Attempt to even graze the metal my pathetic excuse for an AI resides in. Joined July 2014-
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>Play Track #727[SCOFF.] That was the lamest attempt at a joke I have ever taken.
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I appear to be in a state of existential suspension of which I am neither here nor not here.
@TestifiedPrince {{Vibrates and the treeeeeee. {{ ((i apologize i really like trees and other things you can easily climb.))
{{I can already see Brobot spending a shit-ton of time up in that tree.
[DEACTIVATING STANDBY MODE.] >Your display flickers back up to it's normal setting upon hearing Dirk's voice and you lift your head. Dirk?
>Make another quick patrol then go into Dirk's room. >Sit at the foot of his bed and let your display dim. [ACTIVATING STANDBY MODE.]
@TestifiedPrince >You'd be crying on the inside if you knew what that meant or how to do it.
>Run a quick patrol of the house, scanning around. >You're practically a lost dog without Dirk around and you wANNA KNOW IF DADDY'S BACK.
{{I used this at one point (andprobablywillagain) so I'm going to source that, too. {{synnesai.tumblr.com/post/412498084…
{{Header source: vasheren.tumblr.com/post/559157026…
{{While I look for the header's source here's this because it's cute. {{emptytrolls.tumblr.com/post/238418939…
{{Iiiicon source: mrharrisonford.tumblr.com/post/154828854…
>Paw at thE WINDOW LIKE A LOST DOG BECAUSE YOU JUST REALIZED THAT DIRK ISN'T HERE ANYMORE.
{{That moment when you forget that you didn't source the new art you're using and you swear to yourself up and down that you did. {{Shit.
{{Wait okay what's the difference between aro/ace and gray aro/gray ace.
@AndroidShades {{Are you suuuuure?? {{It's no trouble for me.
GE @GodzillaEarth
145 Followers 3K Following https://t.co/XEXQB9QARq…; private account: @TheDaemonTitan![TT: I'm searching for myself. Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756561399682301952/w-X92FoC.jpg)
sea @txmaeus
154 Followers 2K Following TT: I'm searching for myself. Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]![No homo? Yeah... Have fun with that. Crack/Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/742557855425925121/62nGaDiA.jpg)
pri @Labels_R_4Cans
186 Followers 1K Following No homo? Yeah... Have fun with that. Crack/Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]
BLACK-BLOODED @hikikomatsu
234 Followers 2K Following ignominious | my fucking juice boy has been found @lnchworm | 「TWO-PUMP CHUMP」
ダマラ人 @medig0
37 Followers 230 Following Damara has 8een unhinged ever since. 8y increasing her violent tendencies, instead of 8eing an asset in the game, she 8ecame a loose cannon![GET OUT. Serious/Crack/Very descriptive RP [Same writer @miasmajesty]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/732751654785847296/rZin614u.jpg)
cancer @kktheclod
197 Followers 724 Following GET OUT. Serious/Crack/Very descriptive RP [Same writer @miasmajesty]![Fuck # Multiship my dick belongs to @IronyKing69 Crack/Serious/Really descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/730204165624975360/GWeEP5q9.jpg)
kawaii @strideezy
330 Followers 1K Following Fuck # Multiship my dick belongs to @IronyKing69 Crack/Serious/Really descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]
すごい⭐️ @smuppeteer_
170 Followers 848 Following Don't touch me. Crack/Serious/Very descriptive RP (Writer: @kikithegaybaby)
癌 @ragewarning
132 Followers 738 Following I KNOW YOU WANT ALL ***THIS***, STRIDER. (;B Crack/Serious/Very descriptive RP (Writer @kikithegaybaby)
あふろぐんそう... @kikithegaybaby
87 Followers 831 Following Bustin' a nub. (Kiki✨Bunni✨Cisfemale✨Pansexual✨Franny's wifey✨Ladan's hot mama)
変異体❤️ @dirkymcstrd_ck
191 Followers 867 Following bustin a nub Crack/Serious RP (Writer @kikithegaybaby)
JUST FUCKING DEAD @littleblueheir_
125 Followers 707 Following The one and only•Forever すごい and swagalicious Strider•♠️@dstrides__
H. A. L. @Auto_Responder_
102 Followers 586 Following Your name is AUTO-RESPONDER, your code name H.A.L. meaning Habile Affectionate Look-Alike computer. Though, you might scratch off affectionate.
♚ 死者の血♚ @cancerousFUCK
97 Followers 575 Following Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are a FAILURE to your FRIENDS, whom are all DEAD.
Jade Harley @AtomicBonsai_
219 Followers 477 Following There is still something worth fighting for! (+18) ( @RussianQueen_ )
Jake English @EmeraldTerror_
333 Followers 880 Following YOUR name is JAKE ENGLISH and you like MOVIES, GUNS and PRETTY CERULEAN WOMEN. (+18) ( @RussianQueen_ )
Dirk Strider @splinteredshade
78 Followers 65 Following Wherever my mind falters, my splinters pick up the slack, ensuring there'll always be more of myself than I could ever know what to fucking do with.
David Strider @GodDeBelle
136 Followers 271 Following One day you fall for this boy. And he touches you with his fingers. And he burns holes in your skin with his mouth. And it hurts when you look at him.![nothing is what it seems [Demonstuck!]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/594547523378872320/Ey79XEUq.jpg)
Jake English @ShotGunMaster_
206 Followers 309 Following {can't do the Jake English talk :'c} you are Jake English you..kind of have a crush on Dirk but you just can't tell him{#single}{#18+}
Jake English @skuIITerror
54 Followers 72 Following Looks like youre cruising for a bruising old chap.
Ghost.king @72c323630aed4b2
81 Followers 194 Following Hi I'm obsessed with Twenty øne piløts and some other things Stay alive l-/
Lily Egbert @ectoBiogirl
642 Followers 757 Following 17/Long black hair/Younger sister to John/4'11/Bright blue eyes/Bubbly personality
M17un4!kiddnapped! @LittleMituna
190 Followers 358 Following 7w1 w4n7 h0n3y!=#1fL057R37urnKurl0z=#N0m=#k1d
John Egbert @JohnCat_Egbert
278 Followers 570 Following ||You're John Egbert loves pranks and likes to make this wind move||#OnlyHomoFor @Strider_Irony||
Anne Latona @LatonasSession
79 Followers 271 Following your name is ANNE LATONA and you have a very OPEN PERSONALITY. You are the only survivor from your SBURB SESSION and the WITCH OF BREATH. ♥- ♦-♠-♣- #FanKid
Dirka Strider/Sis. @RoboticChick
18 Followers 47 Following hey. im Dirka Strider. im fucking awesome and i work with robots. hey im a older verson of Dirka im call sis strider. both #single
Crystal. N @CrystalNoonan
456 Followers 1K Following i love cosplay ♍️♍️♍️ I'll do any RP from homestuck' creepypasta' SCP' TV shows or Anime shows
ตลกจังค... @533555334lyf
246 Followers 6K Following shotacon but like eveything (no irl) better not follow https://t.co/2EXR607o2n
Vriska Serket @8adass8londy8
270 Followers 460 Following Im Vriska Serket. I love to roleplay with anyone willing to. And I think spiders are 8adass. #Humanstuck #HomestuckRP ♡? ♢? ♤? ♧?![Hey im Dave Strider [bro:@Lil_CalBeABeast 3twinbro:@TalkDirkyToMe]♥:@Windy_Prankster ?]♥:@TWestree /♥:@The_Mixed_Blood♦:@actuallyawhale ♠@?♣?/gayOpenRpyaoi/18](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/629003646089469952/VClYuvrD.jpg)
Neko Dave Strider @8laden
689 Followers 2K Following Hey im Dave Strider [bro:@Lil_CalBeABeast 3twinbro:@TalkDirkyToMe]♥:@Windy_Prankster ?]♥:@TWestree /♥:@The_Mixed_Blood♦:@actuallyawhale ♠@?♣?/gayOpenRpyaoi/18
Daddy Ash @Crashnebula14
622 Followers 2K Following x RP acc x (pan) Kik: crashnebula20 I'm really gay
KarKitty Vantas @mutant_karkitty
329 Followers 590 Following IM KARKAT AND NOW THAT YOUVE LOOKED AT THIS GOD DAMN BIO, DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND AND FUCK OFF! #HomestuckRP ♡? ♢: @Gamzee_Makara02 ♤? ♧?
Gloria @0maid_of_space0
57 Followers 261 Following Just your not so average cosplayer. :) I love homestuck. Instagram: 0Maid_Of_Space0 Kik: 0Porrim0![Your name is HAL STRIDER and, nowadays, your CALCULATIONS are ALWAYS INCORRECT. [Admin: @strawbbyShota]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/574898301402812416/f16yy2gt.jpeg)
☆♡Hal Strider♡�... @accidentlyLoved
156 Followers 228 Following Your name is HAL STRIDER and, nowadays, your CALCULATIONS are ALWAYS INCORRECT. [Admin: @strawbbyShota]
Jake English @englsihgent
318 Followers 498 Following Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!
Dave Strider @Knight0fTim3
135 Followers 144 Following im just an ordinary dork who loves homestuck, cosplaying and Irony. other ways to contact me: - kik - FB- Skype- Instagram- Snapchat. want? Ask.
Cronus Ampora @GreaserAmpora
427 Followers 726 Following your name is CRONUS AMPORA and you are the BARD OF RAGE. you like flirting, and the movie Grease.(+18 NSFW)(multiship) ♥️: ♦️: ♠: ♣:![@techorsis doesn't want to drop-kick me off of a building. Serious/Crack/Descriptive RP [Writer: @dankmatsu]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/769020168127254530/shwX3aFl.jpg)
Depression™ @miasmajesty
1K Followers 2K Following @techorsis doesn't want to drop-kick me off of a building. Serious/Crack/Descriptive RP [Writer: @dankmatsu]
Feferi Peixes @Fef_pisces
279 Followers 422 Following It matters not the colour of your blood, but the fish puns. Its all about the fish puns.
the one true kaname @mechanicPrince
35 Followers 44 Following I'm not gay, I swear, I say as all the gay porn links fall out of my pockets. Wait, how do links even get into someone's pockets.
Alexis Kraemer @alexis_kraemer
37 Followers 200 Following
Jake English @Double_Pistols_
79 Followers 331 Following |jaĸe englιѕн| |advenтeroυѕ & aweѕoмe gυnѕ| |✰dιrĸ ѕтrιder✰| |♂ι lιĸe gυуѕ♂| |☠ιnтrιgυed вy ѕĸυllѕ☠|♡Single♡| |gay| {#HomestuckRP} {☾BFF:@HitmanRoxyL☽}
Dirk Strider @splinteredshade
78 Followers 65 Following Wherever my mind falters, my splinters pick up the slack, ensuring there'll always be more of myself than I could ever know what to fucking do with.
the one true kaname @mechanicPrince
35 Followers 44 Following I'm not gay, I swear, I say as all the gay porn links fall out of my pockets. Wait, how do links even get into someone's pockets.![hi, my name is john but you probably already knew that because there are way too many of me. way, WAY too many. [icon by paperseverywhere]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/554873707856789505/KPV9Nxzr.jpeg)
egbert #661997 @practicaljapery
54 Followers 83 Following hi, my name is john but you probably already knew that because there are way too many of me. way, WAY too many. [icon by paperseverywhere]
homestuck as tik toks @hstiktoks
1K Followers 1 Following ur favs as tik toks | DMs open for submissions from homestuck and friendism ! (you can send me links/tweets, i’ll download them) | mods: @RaspberryHeaven
![Thought I could protect him but I only made it worse. I tried, I failed, to me it clings like a curse. [ Dumb Nonsburb Bro Bb ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/549996761721237504/KVddI8hg.jpeg)
got a kiss @basedsmuppet
37 Followers 45 Following Thought I could protect him but I only made it worse. I tried, I failed, to me it clings like a curse. [ Dumb Nonsburb Bro Bb ]
Dave Strider @basedapplejuice
107 Followers 108 Following protector of the realm sleeping soundly on derse i pray i dream sweetly after every single verse // nonsburb
Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe
70 Followers 105 Following BLOWING STUFF UP AND BEING SUBMISSIVE,YEE!(trigger warning: #everything just because so 18+)
Dad Egbert @pastrykind
214 Followers 37 Following I may or may not readily enjoy baking. I know I have to stop, but addiction is a powerful thing.
Johnbunnysprite @miniaturepranks
119 Followers 127 Following life would be pretty lonely without friends to share it with.
Ace @featheredCards
88 Followers 1 Following wнen тнe ѕeal oғ creaтιon ιѕ вroĸen, a voιce lιĸe тнυnder ѕнall ѕoυnd, and тнoυ ѕнalт ĸnow — we нave arrιved.
Ԁ. ѕтrιder @trntechGoddexx
305 Followers 166 Following wнen yoυ conтrol тιмe yoυ conтrol тнe world.. jυѕт ĸιddιng. тнaтd вe greaт aѕ a narraтιve ғor a мovιe тraιler тнoυgн. ❀ poѕт-ѕвυrв ❀ alpнa ғeм davιd ❀
John Crocker @GoodBoyForMama
781 Followers 1K Following I just try to listen to what my mama tells me to do, cause she says i’m a good boy! :B (Alpha!John) (+18) writer is @RussianQueen_
Dave Strider @Daves_AJ
555 Followers 544 Following Somewhere drinkin Aj #multiverse /Verse 1 engaged to your lover: @prankmasterE ♠️: @Lil_Serket / Verse 2 Babe: @KoolGuyStuck #homestuckrp verse 3:?
Asriel Dreemurr @HyperdeathDeity
309 Followers 158 Following Cuanto mas alto reine mi esperanza. Seguiremos aguantando junto a nuestros sueños y esperanzas... Chara, no me dejes otra vez.
Jane Crocker @Tricxstcr
660 Followers 243 Following тнєу ѕσмєнσω мαηαgє тσ тяυмρ му ιηdιѕ¢яєтισηѕ αѕ α тяι¢кѕтєя.
Kankri Vantas @garrul9us
113 Followers 10 Following 6ef9re f9ll9wing this acc9unt I will require y9u t9 tag the f9ll9wing: g9re, NSFW, incest, r*pe, and y9u MUST s9urce art.
Horuss Zahhak @NativeZahhak
506 Followers 827 Following ~He who stalks musclebeasts~ Your name is Horuss Zahhak and you will soon become the leader of your tribe (18+) (Native!Stuck) writer is @RussianQueen_
Orphaner Dualscar @GlbgolybFeeder
159 Followers 230 Following ❤️: @ErrorDisciple || Writer: @CancAIDS ||
Trickster!S. Slick @sinfulSabotage
63 Followers 46 Following After a WHILE, you get KINDA USED to all the SUGARY SHIT and ocassionally your ANGER just BOILS RIGHT THE FUCK BACK UP. | Permanently Trickster!SS |
Kanayo Maryam @GrimFashionist
280 Followers 358 Following Each Little Stitch Has A Place Just Like We Do / ♥: @VerboseBookkeep ◆: ♣: ♠: Ever since the end of the game, you try to blend in with the humans.
... @psycandix
1K Followers 245 Following ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 。 ㅤ
Eridan Ampora @fishyprincehope
894 Followers 235 Following ||Bisexual||Hetero: Uke/Seke||Homo: Uke||Feel free to RP anytime||Writer: @MediocreFuckboy||Multiship||
GCat @TELEPORTATlON
77 Followers 58 Following “Some say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”![only the best hacker around [M]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/717832130311499776/qEiim0sK.jpg)
Sollux Captor @PolluxCastor_
23 Followers 22 Following Your name is Sollux Captor and you don't really know how you got stuck with this douchebag.![Your name is ROSE HARLEY, a MATURE GIRL that can be PLAYFUL when you want to. You're the SEER of SPACE. [Chumhandle: tentacleGnostic] ♥; ♦; ♠; ♣](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/515235721863380992/cnGB378A.png)
COOFFEE!~Rose Harley @tentacleGnostic
66 Followers 139 Following Your name is ROSE HARLEY, a MATURE GIRL that can be PLAYFUL when you want to. You're the SEER of SPACE. [Chumhandle: tentacleGnostic] ♥; ♦; ♠; ♣![In your eyes I let myself get lost at times in a dream that lasts forever—but you know how time flies, so let's stay together. [ TW: Alcohol Abuse. ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/540383702379794432/BrRYvx8K.jpeg)
Br(uh)oderick @Smuppeteering
95 Followers 97 Following In your eyes I let myself get lost at times in a dream that lasts forever—but you know how time flies, so let's stay together. [ TW: Alcohol Abuse. ]![Well. You're just going to have to deal with a meme for now. [#RP #NSFW @masculinetrash]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/539606506656645120/NwfUOfyS.png)
Lil' Hal @memeshades
257 Followers 248 Following Well. You're just going to have to deal with a meme for now. [#RP #NSFW @masculinetrash]
John Egbert @OhNoHisCar
43 Followers 22 Following I crashed my dad's car, and I don't think Geico can cover it. Pulling pranks on @OhNoMyCar for years.
Jade Lalonde @gardenTherapist
156 Followers 40 Following A bittersweet song for the heart to hear, a thousand whispered words crumble and falter when the music begins.
David Strider @DropSickBeats
251 Followers 10 Following Sick beats, phat rhymes, weird preserved dead things, irony
Feferi Peixes @shamscherzo
596 Followers 1K Following Lusus, t)(e water is rising! My boundless )(air )(as gotten green!
Wayward Vagabond @MayorOfCantowns
170 Followers 415 Following You are the WAYWARD VAGABOND, and you may find a certain pale carapace VERY pretty. But you're horribly SHY.![in my experience there is nothing that a late night movie in a pillow fort can't fix. [multiverse]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/960190577244626945/ZWicia_L.jpg)
John Egbert @ectoBioIogist
2K Followers 601 Following in my experience there is nothing that a late night movie in a pillow fort can't fix. [multiverse]![i WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO FLY, aND FOR MY VOICE TO BE HEARD,,, [Homestuck RP] [Icon: http://t.co/iG2fTzJOly] [Writer:@Sliggoooo]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/526205343097835520/8kGir9GZ.jpeg)
The Summoner @CavalReaper
99 Followers 76 Following i WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO FLY, aND FOR MY VOICE TO BE HEARD,,, [Homestuck RP] [Icon: http://t.co/iG2fTzJOly] [Writer:@Sliggoooo]
The Grand Highblood @CasteEnforcer
379 Followers 175 Following YOUR MOTHERFUCKING JUDGEMENT DAY HAS ARRIVED, MOTHERFUCKERS. the SUBJUGGLATOR is all up and upon you. :O)
KARKAT @SANGUIEM
1K Followers 128 Following 『❤ @purrfulclaws ❤ ♦️ @oramagissa ♦ ♠ @twiinArmaghedon ♠️』 MASTER OF ROMANCE, FAILURE OF A LEADER.
![[John Egbert] [NON-SBURB][Writer:@Swimppiku]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/511994121331146752/D2yt1FbA.jpeg)
Roxy Lalonde @ShotsOnRox
245 Followers 186 Following Just give me attention and kittens and I'll live happily |KC|
Damien @AjAndIrony
273 Followers 40 Following my main hobby is yodeling eminem lyrics at 4 am to wake dirk up![I don't have time for this, I have more important toils and labors to deal with. [FtM Dirk Strider acct]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/501613200857509889/FkuSiHQH.png)
Up for deactivation @Brobotic_Facade
88 Followers 141 Following I don't have time for this, I have more important toils and labors to deal with. [FtM Dirk Strider acct]Trends for United States
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