Cappuccino has arrived! Her: you actually just said the words “you need to stay” to me. You said that. Do you hear yourself?
Don’t worry I just asked for a dessert menu and I don’t have the be to the airport for hours 👌🏼
I didn’t think this shit happened in real life. 😂😂😂
Her: This is gonna sound mean, but I’m gonna find someone new right away and be happy while you’ll still be a cheating loser
Her: I don’t feel guilty at all. Him: I’m very comfortable with who I am. I’m not a bad guy. She’s just staring at him
Her: I’m jumping to massive conclusions here, but I swear I have very little confidence in your ability to be a good guy, Brad.
Her: you’re aggressively passive aggressive. You’re extremely irreverent, cynical guy and every convo we’ve had is you just undermining me
Her: you’re a Chief Whatever-the-hell-you-are and still a small, sad man.
(I’m literally having an adrenaline rush listening to this woman, like I’m fight-or-flight response-ing on her behalf)
Her: you had me and this is what you chose to do with that opportunity.
I wonder if this guy lives with either of these women because I have a feeling his shit is going down a trash chute somewhere.
@ashedryden Have you listened to open.spotify.com/track/5za2K5XX…
@ashedryden this is the best line from all of this tbh. this saga has made my morning
@ashedryden I can't decide if the "Muppet" comment or the "my shit is open &yours is bullshit" 1 is my favorite I felt like I was there rooting 4 her!
@ashedryden "You had me and this is what you chose to do with that opportunity" is like the best line in the history of ever, OMG.
@ashedryden This is amazing and I want this woman to run for president
@ashedryden This is my favorite thing all day and maybe all year. I will be using this! Thank you!!!!