Ashok Chandran @ashokcv
Attempting to be serious about jokes. Bangalore, India Joined November 2012-
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only way to forget today's loss is for IPL to start so that RCB can let me down again.
Earlier - end everything with 'terms and conditions apply' Now - start everything with 'unpopular opinion'
when life gives you lemons, throw it back immediately because life is expecting something in return.
Telecom companies will see a 37% dip in revenue this year. No board exam results to call and ask for.
I have a vaccine joke but chances are you won't get it, the first time and the second time.
No one has foresight like Tim Paine - he knew Ashwin was injured and wouldn't play the final test match, but still had the courtesy to invite him to the Gabba so that he could congratulate him.
first Monday of the year and everyone seems to be slacking off.
Switched on the TV today and tuned into 1999. Without Sachin.
This is 🔥
My mum just asked me "Should we buy something from Champak?". She was referring to Chumbak, and I thought this deserved a place on the internet.
WFH start - "sorry could you repeat that please? I think my internet dropped, yes you are audible now" WFH forever - "I was doing something else that was important so you can repeat yourself & I can pretend to care, or should we move on because life is short?"
Today's been a very strange day - I went to the bank (physical building) and got my work done.
The latest Android update includes 'parent mode' auto enabled.
As an RCB fan, it's important to not read too much into this loss against Karnataka. I've to remind myself things are only going to get worse.
This is going to be the year RCB wins IPL because: 1. Not a balanced side 2. No one's expecting them to win 3. 2020
I first went to a school, then b-school, currently being home schooled.
How to watch news on TV at 9pm - tune into the channel of your choice, mute it, switch off your TV, disconnect from power supply, remove the batteries from your remote, destroy the remote. TV remains where it was because not that rich also & can reuse batteries for new remote.
What a thriller!
Now that PUBG is banned, waiting for an Indian gaming app called BABUG to take the world by storm.
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When you forget to take your phone to the pot
Is it normal when someone checks you on LinkedIn but doesn't send a connection request. Is it my face, my profile? Telll daaa :p
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Team @CRED_club all hands in our lovely office at Indiranagar. Such joy and camaraderie. This is such happiness! @kunalb11
@harish_io @CRED_club @kunalb11 I spy A and A :P
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@ashokcv The hood uncles and aunties worried about the future by 100%
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