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Reductive but also let him cook
This is exactly how too many of y’all sound 😭😭😭
Let him sauté
Worried about the derby cuz Arsenal have a pretty mixed record when I go away to the mountains
Are they
love in Spider-Man 2 when Doc Oc robs the bank that the vault is is full of burlap sacks of gold coins
Always cyclical
The Americans: Gabriel, Oleg, Young Hee Breaking Bad: Gus, Mike, Saul Better Call Saul: Lalo
The Americans: Gabriel, Oleg, Young Hee Breaking Bad: Gus, Mike, Saul Better Call Saul: Lalo
Hearing this is fine because they use a nice round number for the boiling point of water?
Hearing this is fine because they use a nice round number for the boiling point of water?
I might actually mute the word profile
Once again thinking about what an astonishing sum of money has gone directly from Chelsea to Brighton
Don’t worry Chelsea fans. These players, the ones that have you 10th for the second season straight, they’re all under contract until 2034 because your owner is so genius.
NNT could never
This is true of none of these guys!
This is true of none of these guys!
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gaddaffi was a monster who met the fate all murderous autocrats deserve
believing otherwise makes you a massive fucking mark
I have said this over and over and over and over again: if California adopted Texas' housing policies, it would become a completely unstoppable economic powerhouse. It would be eating Texas' lunch. California actively chooses to make itself poorer, to satisfy rich NIMBYs.
There is so much liberal and left-wing coping about how successful Texas is. Texas is growing like a rapidly developing third world country and they'll claim the "Texas miracle" is over because one company closed down its Austin headquarters and Tesla fired some people
I WAS WRONG ON THE INTERNET: RTing because I retweeted the Bad Hillary Climate Graph saying "Can I vote for target," not realizing that "target" was Biden's target. This is a good thread.
Can we...just accept that we suck at this? I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton. x.com/hillaryclinton…
Together with the Walmart tweet there’s a very specific kind of person online who is constantly fuming about this point because it’s absolutely true
@venusisvain so your plan is to fix nothing, help no one, and pat yourself on the back for whining
Can we...just accept that we suck at this? I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton. x.com/hillaryclinton…
What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections? Absolutely everything. carbonbrief.org/analysis-trump…
So, I guess, we're just all very lucky to have people working their asses of to address climate change even though, apparently, it will go unnoticed and not sway anyone to vote for them because we're too busy being snarky on a website.
3. The people who actually care about climate change WILL NOT EVEN KNOW IT HAPPENED, DO NOT CELEBRATE IT, AND INSTEAD WILL FOCUS ON A MISINTERPRETED GRAPH AND OWNING HILLARY CLINTON.
This is amazing news. It's a massive change that the fossil fuel industry is going to hate and attack Biden over RELENTLESSLY. But the story of how we got here is interesting and important, so please stick with me.
Would compare Liverpool to us last season but they can’t even hold a candle to that team if we’re being honest
If you want to know why the moderate center-left owns the Democratic Party, compare this to how Machine Politics McWhiteEthnic (D-Illinois) reacts if you tell him you’re a friend of a friend and you need to bury a body underneath Wrigley Field *now.*
Well, fuck her for putting her ass on the line for your cause, I guess.
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
he's just the centre of absolutely everything good we do it's ridiculous. please stop comparing him to kdb and bruno he does so much more in the other phases then them
No need to care about other people’s opinions. She has the Arsenal fan base with her.
Anne Hathaway has been learning to let go of other people’s opinions and expectations, she says. In The Interview, our new weekly series, the actress spoke about how she’s figuring out the best way to be comfortable with herself. nyti.ms/4bcLOMe
One day I will tell my children about this, and how he said "this does not slip" in the team talk before the match, and they will not believe me. It's too good to be true
People on twitter - irrespective of the side they're on - have no idea how little the average person cares about Israel-Palestine and how little it impacts 99.9% of peoples' votes. Hearing people talk about this as a major electoral issue is like living in an alternate universe