Tier 5 Laser Lotus @asteak
Maryland, USA Joined December 2010-
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The Archdiocese of Baltimore is warning parishioners that a new Maryland law enabling victims of child sexual abuse to file civil lawsuits could lead to “devastating financial consequences,” or even, bankruptcy thebaltimorebanner.com/community/loca…
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There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.
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mail is cool because 99% of the time it’s like a J.c. penney catalogue for a previous tenant and 1% of the time it’s something you’ll go to jail for if you don’t look at
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That was unexpected lmao
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My husband said Ready Player One was like if Chat GPT made a movie. Harsh
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Honestly impressive how the organizing principle of right-wing outrage went from 'let's complain about cancel culture' to 'let's cancel everything' and no one on the right even batted an eye
@MoxieMixie ❤️❤️ social media is the hardest part I think. Every year is less bad tho.
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An Eastern Phoebe wrote this
Anyone else a huge fan of these kinds of structures
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it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
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Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To Biodegrade bit.ly/3M9dUi7
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What’s the opposite of a stork?
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Nothing to see here. Only a seagull riding another seagull, mid-flight x.com/creepy_org/sta…
Same... same.
I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.
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Golden Retriever Mauls 5 In Huge Victory For Pitbull Apologists bit.ly/3YQs6Py
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One thing we got exactly right is making sure that every kid learns how to play the recorder, probably the most beautiful sounding instrument ever created.
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stranger: can i take this deer fawn home & raise it? us: no stranger: *gets gored by now adult, hormone-filled pet buck* us: we said no
stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho
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the idea that my tweets would make even one person's day a little easier or make them smile during a rough time pisses me off so bad
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