Trump personally addresses President Xi and promises 100 percent tariffs on certain imported cars
"Any Catholic that votes for this numbskull is crazy" -- Trump on Joe Biden, a lifelong devout Catholic
"Nobody comes close to Trump" -- Trump claims he's persecuted more than Abraham Lincoln, who was assassinated
"I don't give a shit ... just like we did to ISIS, we hit him hard" -- Trump on Ron DeSantis
"Don't pay the teleprompter company" -- Trump, having a hard time reading the teleprompter in the wind, muses about stiffing the company that set it up
TRUMP: Katie Britt -- who liked the job she did the other night? THE CROWD: 🦗🦗🦗
"Don't pay these suckers please ... I think Joe Biden put them in" -- Trump is riffing now since he apparently can't read the teleprompter
Trump, who repeatedly proposed cuts to the safety net while he was president, promises to not cut the safety net
Trump on JB Pritzker: "He's too busy eating. He wants to eat all the time. 'I'll have 5 burgers please.' Who the hell orders 5 burgers?"
Trump, serving up an epic word salad as he struggles to see the teleprompter, has a hard time saying "the Rolling Stones"
"It's spelled 'Fani,' like your ass" -- Trump on Fani Willis
Trump lies that Adam Schiff "made up" the phone call with Zelenskyy that culminated in his first impeachment