gritty was hatched like this too but instead of an egg it was out of a uraniam fuel rod
gritty was hatched like this too but instead of an egg it was out of a uraniam fuel rod
@avatarrant @nuclearcarly Gritty is the result of a drunken encounter at Rexy’s between Bobby Clarke and the Phanatic.
@avatarrant Gritty is the result of the fanatic having a baby with a person from delco
@avatarrant was abortion ever an option for gritty?
@avatarrant You bear false witness! Gritty was birthed from unseen and unknowable eldritch horrors in the deepest catacombs beneath the Wells Fargo Center. So sayeth the myriad voices that echo forth from his squeaky belly.
@avatarrant I like to think that gritty was never born and he’s just always been there
@avatarrant Well, they had a quite a number of them leftover from Three Mile Island just sitting in the basement of Simon Gratz High School. Might as well put one to good use