Very Average @average_anomaly

Just very average. she/her Joined January 2019

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David Cameron @David_Cameron

11 years ago

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sam sims @ssam_simss

3 years ago

Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms

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cole alexander 🔴🌙 @colealexart

3 years ago

i lied. i dont like sex. put ur clothes back on babe im gonna explain the entire lore of critical role

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A New Chapter - Children's Bookstore @ANewChapterBks

3 years ago

Madame Tussaud's Blackpool lugging their waxwork Boris to outside the job centre is an absolutely sensational bit of stick

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Very Average @average_anomaly

3 years ago

Great session of D&D; I stole gold from a merchant, seduced the captain of the ship I was on and didn't die when a leviathan attacked.

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Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov

3 years ago

BREAKING: The House of Commons votes by 310 to 248 against Labour's motion to impose a windfall tax on oil and gas producers.

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SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte

3 years ago

a reminder from Ursula Le Guin.

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babyb0nes🕷️🎀ɞ˚₊.⊹ @bsky @babyb0nes_

3 years ago

idk why but i fucking love “novelty” purses?? like a purse that looks like an ice cream truck? yes. a purse that looks like a huge piece of candy? absolutely. a strawberry milk carton purse? give it to me.

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Wunt be Druv 💜🤍💚 🌻🐇 @bigears1111

3 years ago

I'm obviously very stupid because I don't understand it. Energy companies are saying they've made such huge profits they don't know what to do with it all, but we have pensioners riding buses all day to keep warm. I'm baffled.

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R Y L A N @Rylan

4 years ago

Just a little reminder. Regardless of your upbringing, education, wealth or status, EVERYONE is entitled to talk about Politics as UK citizens.

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Tom Davidson @TomDavidson09

4 years ago

Wayne Couzens HAD a warrant card and was a serving Met Police officer

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Very Average @average_anomaly

4 years ago

I don't know what it says about me that I followed an account that teaches sign language on tiktok and now I'm getting loads of swearing in sign language videos 😅

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👻 madeline boOoOoOodent 👻 @oldenoughtosay

4 years ago

a thread of all the employers who deleted their #IWD2022 tweets as a result of getting called out by the @PayGapApp: because i love mess

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James O'Brien @mrjamesob

4 years ago

In Ireland, they’re waiving visas.

Home Office @ukhomeoffice

4 years ago

In Ireland, they’re waiving visas.

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Very Average @average_anomaly

4 years ago

Accidentally stayed up again playing Planet Zoo. Did build this though and I'm pretty proud of it so far.

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Christopher @molochofficial

4 years ago

was reading about the silent film era and thinking about how silly the word "talkie" is, and was then forced to really consider, for the first time, the word "movie"