Avery L @averyhacker

probably showing pics of my dogs Scottsdale, AZ Joined August 2012

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Avery L @averyhacker

7 months ago

@imkylecooke found this at Goodwill, want me to pick it up for you? $3.99 great find

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Avery L @averyhacker

a year ago

How on gods green earth is there a Real Housewives of Rhode Island before there’s a Real Housewives of Scottsdale… @Andy please help

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Avery L @averyhacker

2 years ago

Men will never understand the feeling of getting complimented on a crisp eyeliner wing from another woman. Ain’t nothing like it

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2000s @PopCulture2000s

2 years ago

unserious performances at the today show, all this at 8 a.m. a thread: 1) fergie doing cartwheels

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I will never recover from James Kennedy calling up Raquel, putting her on speakerphone in a room full of people, and then asking her if it was worth blowing her life up for “SANDOVAL’S LITTLE COCKY COCK.” #PumpRules

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Avery L @averyhacker

4 years ago

When you drop a trauma bomb on a group of new friends #vpr #Scandoval

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Avery L @averyhacker

4 years ago

@beau13lawrence Everything’s about perspective, Beau. Think about how funny it would be

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Avery L @averyhacker

4 years ago

I wonder what a highlight reel of all my trips and falls would look like

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Avery L @averyhacker

4 years ago

I had a dream that @halsey and @samsmith did a bad bitch duo rendition of Poor Unfortunate Souls from the Little Mermaid and now I won’t rest until I have it. Think Unholy/Nightmare vibes but make it more evil and under water…or maybe I should stop taking melatonin

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Avery L @averyhacker

4 years ago

⁦@halsey⁩ fourth year posting this. I’ll repost every year and I’ll always stand by it If anything she’s consistent (I am she)

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Avery L @averyhacker

4 years ago

@DFWAirport “expect longer lines” um did you actually mean “get here days before your flight or else you’ll miss it because we won’t open other security lines”?