moods. @backmodes
show you the money? why would i? Joined August 2018-
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A tighter body size doesn't compensate for little mind exercise. #cbdgymrats
My GoJek driver was born in 2000. #realitycheck
@howtoraymond One of the units in my apartment block used to have a place like that. A few tenants here called the cops on them, and police started patrolling the area more often and staking out the spot. A month later the brothel got busted in a raid. Heard kids were involved. Fucking vomit.
I closed my eyes wishing the people around me would open their minds.
Kinokuniya run today - overheard guy asking lady friend whether she wanted to look at books. "No eww, I don't read," girl responded quickly - proud, judgmental, dismissive. Then they saw Muji. "Omg Muji. Let's go!" she says. - Disappointment rating = 💔💔💔💔 i.e. fucked
Sprint rooms are meant to put brains together but not before egos tear each other apart
Guess we would do anything for people we care about, huh.
Whoever thought it was a good idea to cut up a bunch of vegetables, pour sauce over and throw everything in the air with chopsticks deserves a Nasty Award for not making it clear that people should not be eating the mess because people NEVER wash their hands properly.
Part 2: GoJek driver sings, "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down" then accelerates and jams the brake. Currently watching Murphy's Law being channeled through song lyrics and indulgent appreciation of white trash. Transcendence.
GoJek driver hums to Britney Spears, then misses a turn and goes "ooops". Bet he didn't think he would do this fuckshit again until the tune came on.
Or maybe sometimes people are just motherfucking stupid.
When answers get way too obivous, questions become complex.
GoJek driver forced me to give him a 5-star rating today. Very BM indeed.
Big ups to @dreamhampton for the hard work putting this #SurvivingRKelly documentary together. The world needed to know.
At times when I hear people here in Singapore speak English it's almost like they picked up half the grammar, a quarter of the vocabulary and double the punctuation when they were in school.
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