americans love owning a phone that can tell them exactly what this is, and choosing to ignore it in favor of the kind of unspecific generalized terror last experienced by medieval dirt farmers
americans love owning a phone that can tell them exactly what this is, and choosing to ignore it in favor of the kind of unspecific generalized terror last experienced by medieval dirt farmers
you can use the internet to learn another language, steal any form of media that has ever existed, or talk to your loved ones instantly. why are you using it to scare yourself into being a barely-literate peasant
right on cue
@bad_takes @daveweigel x.com/chrisshep51283… Wait until they find out about T-Storms east of Phoenix guy uuuuhhhh
@bad_takes @daveweigel x.com/chrisshep51283… Wait until they find out about T-Storms east of Phoenix guy uuuuhhhh https://t.co/iII3JD0P3r
@bad_takes @DamnedTherapist Let people use their imaginations a little. This cloud is awesome and cool and weird. And that's ok.
@bad_takes Wait till these people find out about the northern lights
@bad_takes Community notes got it covered. Lol.
@bad_takes @daveweigel On a related note, if I see one more “chem-trails” post I’m going to peel my face off
@bad_takes they also attend churches and then go out and do the opposite of whatever was preached.
@bad_takes When I was a kid I always thought it was the aliens from Independence Day coming back, but then I grew up