Brett ❁ @baeburke
All I care about is tweets and my mom and my friends. But if you like me... whatever. Des Moines, IA Joined August 2019-
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Me dipping a corncob into the Missouri River.
Me dipping a corncob into the Missouri River.
If your restaurant up-charges to add something and I remove that thing from my meal, the price should decrease equal to that up-charge.
GoPuff is now doing these curated bags you can bundle for a discount. But what do you mean the “Feet Pics Bag” contains whipped cream?!
*walking to the apartment at bar close, birds singing in the trees* Me: ‘Damn, a little early for these birds to be doing this much’ Friend: ‘Well you know what they’re saying, right?’ Me: huh? Her:
Realizing All Stars 1 was still TWELVE YEARS AGO?! So there’s probably a lot of new fans who have never had the privilege to follow her live through a season
*asks Morphine what she spent her prize money on* Morphine:
Harley’s in Hawaii to Tesla’s in Tennessee 📉⬇️
NYU revoking their honorary degree after listening to TTPD
Y’all I honestly been going around calling it the tortured poet society. You’re telling me it’s a department? Wtf does that even mean
When S16 concluded I ran out the house to begin supporting local drag. And y’all really need to try this, it was my first time and I already have a drag mom, @DTFwithTyona
I frequently wonder what early season queens would not pass the psych eval they have today.
Is there an extended version? If not there really needs to be, because I’m keeping this playing all summer long.
Zach @zjfrank13
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Being gay is funny because why is dog sitting for a couple a bigger sign of trust/affection than actually sleeping together
People died
34 years ago, @kylieminogue released 'better the devil you know'
@TheBiancaDelRio @TheKandyMuse In your case, what’s the difference? 🤷🏾♀️
she singlehandedly raised an entire generation of gay millennials
Who is the queen who hurt her leg on S9?
@baeburke This is fake because you don’t have any friends
I have watched X1-3, Origins: Wolverine, First Class, & ThEEE Wolverine in the span of 7 days. Pls clap!
Now watching X-Men (2000) and why is this such a core memory from my childhood because when Magneto says “God works too slowly” I vividly recall my parents getting huffy and turning it off because it was offensive to the Lord
I hate Carrie too but the only one that was a girls' girl was Samantha.
Growing up is realising Carrie Bradshaw is truly horrible and Charlotte York is a true girl’s girl
Hey girls
to be honest
love them but pls bffr… when we had Gaga, Rihanna, beyonce, Nicki, Ke$ha, and Katy in the late 2000s. We have yet to hit that level of quality or stardom in the music industry and I blame TikTok
I can’t explain it, but seeing Post Malone hike up his short shorts before busting into these whimsical little dance moves makes me go absolutely feral.