candie @bailey6d
counting down the days until I'm a full-blown alcoholic Joined September 2012-
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Every time I get home from a night out with friend this is exactly what I think about myself. Then I think about it before falling asleep for the next 15 years.
There are [237] bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com
You can always tell if someone’s from Utah by the way they say “Zion”. Just in case the other 1,572,083 ways to tell aren’t cutting it.
Then I think you’ll appreciate this:
I can’t believe nathan for you exists folks I don’t think there will be a funnier show in our lifetime
Lol. Do they realize this song is literally a protest against racism and abuse of power/police brutality?? I feel embarrassed for them.
God, these are perfect. Keep them coming. Haha
way I see it? doesn’t matter if there was voter fraud because we’re all neighbors. biden won’t bag your groceries...
oh god imagine how mad he is right now. swinging his little orange arms around and knocking over plants
the reason that the minimum age to run for president is 35 is because dogs don’t live that long and if a dog was on the ballot it would win all 50 states
I’m in the UK so slept through the debate. assume it was a civilised, jovial affair. Now for a big sip of water
Well, a lot has changed since I’ve been around here. The biggest change, and I think you’ll all find this useful, is Twitter gave us more than 160 characters per tweet. So that’s really nice. Glad to be back everyone.
Let me try and remember how this shit works.
way I see it? doesn’t matter if there was voter fraud because we’re all neighbors. biden won’t bag your groceries...
Well, it took over a year. Do you still want this?
way I see it? doesn’t matter if there was voter fraud because we’re all neighbors. biden won’t bag your groceries...
@taranbailey33 Just make sure ur spouse doesnt try to pick you up at the SLC airport after telling them "provo airport" at least 40x. 🙄😒
@AwkGrlPrblms It is a scent if you wore a fall sweater too early in the season & sweat every ounce of fluid in your body into the armpits.
@girlposts @dalton_gracee no way. This is not real. Hahahahaha I am dead😂
@taranbailey33 Lol, yas! And I didn't even change my last name yet (or ever probz, bc lazy) so I am still Bailey Dalton. #Bailey6DForLife
@taranbailey33 You could probably turn into a "Chinese New Years Resolution. That starts in February, I guess. Idk. Just a thought. Ok. Bye.
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