basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria
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Start popping more Tylenol ladies, this country needs more trains
Nintendo and Tylenol teaming up to bankrupt America in 2026
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i thought this meant people would be fucking robots like björk was in 1997. i wasn’t expecting coworkers who think chatgpt is their boyfriend
i thought this meant people would be fucking robots like björk was in 1997. i wasn’t expecting coworkers who think chatgpt is their boyfriend
I told my boss once that I need a lot of positive reinforcement but sometimes she lays it on a little thick
Having boobs is actually annoying because you’ll put on a shirt and they’ll be out and you’ll be like no this is too much and change. And you’ll do this again in a month or so. Forever.
When Veep ended because what could they have written that was more ridiculous than reality and this is reality like…
When Veep ended because what could they have written that was more ridiculous than reality and this is reality like…
Tl lately has been murder, WW3, murder, school shooting
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HILARY DUFF COME BACK SOON
When I write process docs vs when I send out the process doc and see everyone open it
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"What about Bill Clinton?!?!?!" Oh no not Bill Clinton, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible
Awake late after an incredibly long Monday. You know what that means… melancholy Monday night
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Grumpy Auntie opinion of the day: why do I have to download an app for everything!
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Put the podcast mics away and get back to making this
Another day of asking why god didn’t give me a nose like Julie Andrews
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hot girl summer is ending, Toad-in-bed winter approaches
TIL 141 mph was the lethal speed limit
Logging off because every time I really want something to happen it doesn’t so the people who tweet things into reality can be successful
Being an adult has its bad stuff but I put together the first dresser I’ve ever bought - like actually picked out because I liked it and not just a piece of furniture somebody gave me secondhand - for the first time ever and cried so… there’s good things too
One thing about me - I like a sad looking white boy (just watched Thunderbolts)
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