Brett Stoner @bcstoner

Some people just want to watch the world burn corsifuckingcana Joined February 2009

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

a month ago

@DizzyKincade @MensHumor Have you ever seen a gas can?

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

9 months ago

@SlowZwifter @toronto_bill @BGatesIsaPyscho @grok Almost like the asteroid didn't do the math and prepare to enter an atmosphere like NASA did... fuckin idiot

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

9 months ago

@StubeStrong @warsurveillance It's fuckin ice dude. They aren't getting a fucking Starbucks.

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

3 years ago

@elonmusk It's so open there's a 40 foot wall there. 🙄

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

3 years ago

@SUBWAY Jarod had secrets too.

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@JasonRo35771763 @clipsthatgohard They usually do a dead man switch. You hold the button until you're ready to let off and explode. Makes it harder for them to back out and typically guarantees boom boom.

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

4 years ago

@Whataburger I’m boycotting y’all until all your Texas locations have picante sauce again. So be sure to @ me when y’all have this all figured out.

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

5 years ago

@tacobell The Taco Bell in my town(Corsicana) just told me they were closed at 11:45 pm. And their sign says their open till 12. Quit hiring lazy people that don’t wanna work during their scheduled open hours.

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

5 years ago

@MensHumor The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat only when perpendicular to the notch in the crotch.

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

5 years ago

@thedonk33 @adamlevitan Yea. He included stats and he’s verified. That makes him smarter and automatically funnier.

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

6 years ago

@saltycrsp @russellhantz You’re a retard. This might be the dumbest thing anyone has said, ever.

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

6 years ago

@SScrivofilo @spieltimes @CEOGIVEBACK @Ash_Naresh @PinkRabbits__ How is signing up for 1 giveaway and winning shady? You only need 1 lottery ticket to win the lottery.

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

6 years ago

@TheSiteSupply Just got an x series for a friend. Jan 8th delivery. Any chance of that being faster?

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

6 years ago

@VideoBStie You got links for x series?

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

6 years ago

@Smpr_fiMF87 @TheSiteSupply @YtNextGenGaming @GYXdeals @DealVibes @spieltimes @ShowtimePro4 @PS5StockUpdates @Why_Ever_Sleep @ChitoGaminYT @realpabgames Kaufman Tx Walmart. I got it Monday. Just now got around to tweeting and thanking everyone.

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Brett Stoner @bcstoner

6 years ago

@TheSiteSupply @YtNextGenGaming @GYXdeals @DealVibes @spieltimes @ShowtimePro4 @PS5StockUpdates @Why_Ever_Sleep @ChitoGaminYT @realpabgames Thanks to all of y’all. I finally secured the bag. 15 hour wait at Walmart and all the weight has been lifted off my shoulders.