Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

I ruin things without even trying 🌝 | NUST'21 Joined January 2021

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

Clothing brands make models wear the cutest accessories with outfits, yet they're nowhere to be found on their websites or in stores 🥲

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

I think the most awkward phone call you have with a friend is on their birthday You: HAPPPYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYY FRIEND: OMG THANK YOUUUU YOU: ...... FRIEND: .......

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Zuha Malik @zoemalyk_giggle

2 years ago

The fact that sadqah saves you from problems is so unbelievably true. Even the smallest amount has the biggest impact.

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

Had the most awkward moment at a restaurant today... I was about to pay with my debit card and it showed a "stolen card" error on the POS machine then gave my other card and accidentally entered wrong pin. Istg waiter looked at me like he was about to report to the police 🙃😪

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

Not my relatives constantly telling me to quit my job cuz they think I don't have enough "stamina" to manage Masters simultaneously 😭😭

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

Why is my mom sending me such posts??? What's going on??? 😐😐😭😭

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

Why are brown parents never proud of their children? You could be doing so well professionally, academically, or otherwise but their only concern is that you're not getting married?

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

My mom barged into my room this morning while I was swamped with work and made me scroll through my phone's gallery to find a decent enough picture for a potential rishta, then rejecting all and walking out disappointed 🫠🥲🫡

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

People who consider it their moral obligation to comment on your physical appearance: Assalamualaikum, kitni moti/patli/Kali/Gori hogayi ho. 🙃🙃🙃

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Sara @piousdeenn

2 years ago

In the end, there's nothing we give Allah that He doesn't return. You give Him your temporary desires He give you an eternity in paradise You give Him worries He gives you peace. You give Him your trust, He gives you solutions. Everything you give its way back to you, only better

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

Just overheard this guy complaining to his friend in a market full of girls getting mehndi, shopping for Eid, and having the time of their lives: "Yar itni garmi mein ye larkiyaan mehndi lagwa rahi hai. Such a fkn turn off." 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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za @alizahsrr

2 years ago

girls my age willingly getting married???? where r the commitment issues??? where's the ptsd?????? do better ladies

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Munni @baji_incognito

2 years ago

Do you ever just sit in the meeting and think : kiya chutiyas hain yaar

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

So I live in Isb and work remotely with a Khi based company. Every time I've to speak to a male colleague there, they start making small talk over Isb weather. Bhai tum loagoun ne kya karna hai yahan k mosam k baray mein jaan kar? Kaam ki baat karke call band karo??

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

For pak based contributions, account details are given below. Contact details are also mentioned. Please reach out if you have any queries regarding my brother's treatment.

Hassan Shafiq @Hassan45pk

2 years ago

For pak based contributions, account details are given below. Contact details are also mentioned. Please reach out if you have any queries regarding my brother's treatment.

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Spicy McCrispy Chicken Deluxe @beansizedbrain

2 years ago

Humble request to everyone who comes across this to contribute however much you can, spread the word, and remember my beloved brother in your prayers.

Hassan Shafiq @Hassan45pk

2 years ago

Humble request to everyone who comes across this to contribute however much you can, spread the word, and remember my beloved brother in your prayers.