Literally Don Knotts @Beeteedee

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Literally Don Knotts @Beeteedee

7 hours ago

@UncleDrewStan It’s so funny that he came back so we could all witness the deterioration until it’s undeniable. He could’ve been remembered fondly by millions of idiots for having a pretty ok pre-Covid economy but I think he’ll be remembered for eventually visibly shitting his pants on stage

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9 hours ago

@WesleyLowery Truly incredible to have the balls to still do this when the Republican president says Somali people are “low IQ” on an almost daily basis and categorized criticism of a candidate who went after people for small amounts of money as portraying him as a “Shylock”

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a day ago

@evanwch Finally, Republicans have their own equivalent to the Shane Gillis gym joke meltdown! Congrats

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2 days ago

@baseballcrank @educoachtx @SouthernKeeks Was there a Democrat presidential candidate who called up a Secretary of State in a state they lost and tried to pressure him into falsifying vote totals to reverse the outcome of the election? I did not hear about it!

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2 days ago

@d_h_sanders It’s not really any cheaper than a very nice mom and pop restaurant, it’s just considered sort of crap because it’s a chain that has weird corporate decor, like every chain restaurant

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2 days ago

@adamjayarr @agraybee What makes it even worse is that the impact of these disastrous decisions probably won’t really hit home for the average Joe for a long time and they probably won’t be able to make the connection when it does

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3 days ago

@ok_post_guy And nobody seems to be particularly moved by this, no “holy shit we really need to vet these polling firms better!” Yet another massive failure for political journalism that just gets shrugged off

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4 days ago

@wcdispatch It is very very suspicious that you have such a hard on to clear the name of a dead guy who is obviously, without question 100% guilty of kid touching. Your hard drive must be the motherload!

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6 days ago

@MappingFL I’m sure they are now being honest and would have stopped after the midterms, no way these people would want to influence a presidential primary or anything

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6 days ago

@daveweigel So Vivek has the Trump-like ability to completely humiliate those who attempt to decencywash his scumbaggery?

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6 days ago

@baseballcrank Trump’s claims that the Midterms will be rigged against him started ages ago, did you comment on that? He did a prime time speech on national television, perhaps you missed it.

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a week ago

@billybinion You didn’t understand it? Have you ever heard him speak??

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a week ago

@DamonLinker What sorcery protected the 2024 election from the Democrats’ diabolical ability to manipulate every other aspect of politics, all the way down to polling and focus groups?

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a week ago

@Timodc What he means is Trump would just prefer to see an image of a woman who looks like Ivanka worshipping the ground he walks on, it’s not like he’s actually upset about civilians being vaporized.