Bekisms @bekisms
Joined March 2013-
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Hey! We’re going by SHAG rock on our way to DILDO (Newfoundland).
Everyone knows you can’t wipe your ass when you only have one arm!
“That can’t be the Green Gables museum - I don’t see Chinese people going in and out”
Beck remarking on a Jeopardy contestant….”that mole is so big it should have its own buzzer” May/2026
“I packed this morning like a raccoon on meth” ….departing Mexico Mar 14/26
“He’s as smooth as a gravy sandwich” La Penita Mar 12/26
Have you never licked a frozen metal post…I have! Teacher had to come out and pour warm water on my tongue. (La Penita Mexico - March 3/2026).
You can’t swing a cat around at home without hitting a Cannabis store (Dec 30/25 Ottawa)
“I don’t see Italians wearing crocs” somewhere in Liguria Italy, Edited for context purposes
“They shoved a bone up his ass and a dog buried him” I this this remark related to a discount mortuary
“Life would not be worth living if you can’t have fried onions”
Cale made me a proud Canadian - very sportsmanlike - definitely un-American.
This is wild. Cale Makar told the ref he slipped and the call got overturned! 🎥: @BR_OpenIce x.com/BR_OpenIce/sta…
“I started to respond…then something shiny went by” apologizing for not responding to a txt
“She’s obviously a Sarnia Bar Star” commenting on a baseball mother’s behaviour - August 2021.
“She has her husband’s balls in her purse” ....remarking on a neighbor!
“We couldn’t organize a two car funeral” commenting on planning a move to their new home.
“She’s no oil painting” Beck’s description of Belinda ******
“K D Lang is looking like Wayne Newton use to look like for a while” Nov 28/20
“You’ve got to get out of the Hulse, Playfair and McGarry waiting room that you’re living in”.....a reference to the adult community we reside in.
My Aunt smoked Sweet Caps and would send me to the store to buy some..
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