bender is drunk @bender_inside
somewhere somehow someday no lugar Joined November 2007-
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no hay nada más difícil que no engañarse a uno mismo - wittgenstein
the brain as a center of indetermination, ha ha ha
lo que en mí siente, está pensando... - fernando pessoa
todas las proposiciones son iguales, todas son parte de una estructura lógica y no significan más que lo que significan
los animales son indiferentes a lo humano, chido
una idea super: el arte es parte del régimen de lo sensible político, ni más ni menos
leena se enamora de fry, por fin, en el episodio donde el diablo le cambia las manos a fry y se vuelve un virtuoso musical
los sueños son tragedias, luego se vuelven comedias
la insoportable levedad regiomontana
hay un orden en las cosas imposible de contradecir, poco probable de decifrar, pero en general, muy disfrutable
nubes y estrellas... embriagado ayer de ellas
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