Rebekah Roper @beyondwaiting
Singleness Guru turned wife and mama. Dreamer of dreams. Collector of stories. Still learning to live in the moment. beyondwaiting.com Joined September 2011-
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Everyone is posting pictures of their beautiful long hair, as if to rub in the fact that I got the worst haircut of my life last week.
I feel like this graph is skewed simply because the quality of photos women are posting vs. the photos men are posting. Like, my husband has attractive brothers but I’ve seen their dating profiles and I’m like, “Seriously? That’s the image you’re going with?”
I feel like this graph is skewed simply because the quality of photos women are posting vs. the photos men are posting. Like, my husband has attractive brothers but I’ve seen their dating profiles and I’m like, “Seriously? That’s the image you’re going with?”
I thought my chickens had started eating their eggs, but evidently we just had broken ones two days in a row and they are now laying in a different corner of the coop. So yay, I don’t have to butcher these birds!
What did your wedding cake look like? At our actual wedding, we had an assortment of cheesecakes because my mom is amazing. This is the one my aunt made for our Ohio reception.
What did your wedding cake look like? At our actual wedding, we had an assortment of cheesecakes because my mom is amazing. This is the one my aunt made for our Ohio reception. https://t.co/Xb9IUXpStE
I’m trying to teach my toddler that screaming and crying are not going to get her what she wants, so now she just sniffles and insists, “I happy,” because she thinks she only gets things when she’s happy?
I know that I feel depressed because sudden weaning has my hormones all out of whack and I also know that some of that would probably be alleviated by healthy eating, but also… I feel depressed so nothing sounds good except pizza.
Someone stole my dad’s tools from his job site in broad daylight while he was occupied on another part of the property. The actual audacity of some individuals is astounding.
My daughter skipped nap today and just put herself to sleep on my lap. I really want to cuddle into her, but she smells like exhaust from the tractor and that is… not Baby’s favorite smell. Guess I’m just putting her to bed.
My daughter’s current favorite movie is Robin Hood and her father made the mistake of playing Oo-De-Lally for her on the guitar tonight. It’s now the only song he’s allowed to play.
Sarcasm is my love language. 🤷🏻♀️
Two out of three litters located. Maybe I won’t have feral cats this year.
I planted 35 maple cuttings along my driveway. I’m not sure if they’re going to take, but they definitely aren’t going to make it if people keep running over them. Like, if you must turn around in my driveway, at least have the decency to use the actual driveway. 😡
Peeing all over the hallway floor while writhing on it jolted my daughter out of her night terror, so there is a solution I guess.
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Well I guess I owe my husband an apology y'all! Baby #8 is in the making 🥰
Me: "I'm going on a trip with Dad. We will be back Friday." #12: "Will you be bringing us back another sibling, or have you even checked out the children's home situation there yet...(???)" Tony: "We are full, son. Stop encouraging your mother." 🙃😂🩷😎
@harmonizedgrace Actual photo of Tony and Hannah
@dvorstone I don’t think the fertility crisis is cope, I think manosphere guys spread a message of fear is cope. I absolutely think you should start as early as possible, I just know that not everyone can start on a fairy tale time line. So I think we should give them hope to work towards
Okay, I found some grass, and I'm touching it, now what? INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR
So my issue with the Aldi quarter thing isn't what you all think. We went once when I was little and my parents said you got the quarter back at the end. But they bagged our groceries into a different cart. What sorcery moved *our* quarter to that cart?! Much distress.
Me to my toddler: I appreciate you using words, but I don't know what any of those words mean. 🙃
Ok but I found very cute little running shoes for my daughter for $12! And they have a fairly wide toe box which I was very pleased to see.
I am feeling so sore because I went shopping this morning for some things we’ve been needing and now I’m back home but the house is a mess and we’re having someone over for dinner tonight. Going to have a tea then listen to a podcast and get some housework done. 🧺 🧹
Where my ladies a year postpartum still wearing maternity pants. 🙋🏻♀️ I see you!
Baby made ✨️her✨️ arrival early early this morning. We're both doing well! Couldn't have asked for better. Deo Gratias.
Forcing the Brave movie on my daughter bc Elsa is such a bitch I have to change something in this house
*Painting my toenails while watching Pawn Stars highlights on YouTube after the kids go to bed* Twitter: “You’re a selfish whore”
When a woman mentions "self care," just know they're about to do the most selfish thing ever. These people have an inflated sense of self-worth and feel slighted. All this means is that they plan to break their normal pattern of selfishness and engage in extreme levels of it.…
Someone out there has been praying for my carpal-tunnel! I’ve been chipping away at a free-form, just-for-joy embroidery a little each night after H goes to bed, until my hands go numb (but no pain!) This one is complete. ❤️
@beyondwaiting @New_E_Mom I still kind of feel that way in the middle of the night if it happens to me
daughter "MY NECK BROKE! MY NECK IS BROKE!" about a chip that wasn't chewed properly before swallowed
Evan: I love you so much. H: (turns to me) He love me so much!
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A lot of you would be better at talking to girls if you worked on upping your narcissism a little bit. I get shot down sometimes. I don’t get upset. I just understand she’s confused, bad at picking, & never think about it again.
I asked my husband his favorite bird and, with ZERO hesitation, he said: Foghorn Leghorn 🤣🤣💀
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