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Whenever I really wanna self-harm, I take a drive down Gravois. #shitsucks
Did Leonard Cohen become Tonetta? #TrueDetectiveSeason2Theme
"excuse me, do your tattoos represent teeth?" well, they're teeth. so....
new interest: going on a very long walk with some smoked jackfruit. jesus christ that shit is excellent!
in a perfect world, all poops would come before showering. #stoolschool #heavenlydumps #turdalert
"can't wait to be asleep!" - me, the past two weeks. me not me has not caught up with me real me. #gotobedidiot
Clydesdales should really be called disco horses. #bellbottoms
really need a supercut of women angrily brushing their hair while/after arguing with their husband & looking in the mirror. #whatagirlwants
i just threw my hot dog down a long hallway of toad the wet sprocket videos.
it's a real 'middle-aged women hanging on their porches' sort of day.
xarelto commercials? really, kevin nealon?!
Three trips for 2 in Australia, Cambodia, Brazil are up for grabs. Enter to win one of them. tourradar.com/wonderlands?ha… #TourRadar #wonderlands
"no, please. take my lane, also!" what this guy in the molester van beside me must have thought i said.
my nails are elegantly long/disgusting & they remind me of drop dead fred in the art gallery scene. #bestmovie
just saw a heavily bearded man on a three wheeled cycle pedaling down grand in shorts with a prosthetic leg. #YouGoSanta #MarchMadness
"why don't you dere-lick my malls." -TBS' censorship. #BitchIsOkayButBallsIsnt #CORrrrrYouGoingToTheBallLater #WhatDoesThatEvenMean
hey AAC, beating your addiction isn't acceptable. #ViolenceIsNeverTheAnswer #StopTheHate
jeezus, chicago. didn't know there was a contest, but you win weirdest dating site commercials. #babysingles #midgetlovers #animalconsenters
"yo, you ever see one of those Reese's peanut butter cups?" #OverheardAtFriendlys
Sortea @SorteaLj7HOHG
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Cusumano's Bar @Cusumanosbar
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Cinema Disaster @cinema_disaster
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Lauren B. @madebylaurenb
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Melissa Darch @MEDarch
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Frasier Reunion @FrasierReunion
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алексей @mute_witness
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Cinema Disaster @DisasterCinema
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Two Worlds @twoworlds
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Murder Cow Records @murdercowrecs
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Black Box Comedy @BlackBoxChicago
658 Followers 2K Following Bringing premium stand-up comedy to Chicago's @TheWipTheater every Friday and Saturday!
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100 Followers 310 Following Experience Creator | Puzzle Designer | Storyteller Educating through entertainment ✨ @cii_community
Wild Card Comedy @WildcardSTL
434 Followers 783 Following Wednesdays at the Crow's Nest in St. Louis. Comedy, cocktails, and the Circle of Death challenge. Hosted by @jcsibala and @cdcyr. Sign up at 10. Show at 10:30.
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825 Followers 582 Following The account formerly known as Comedy in the Lou. Back in #STL as #ComedyHere and it feels so good. Hashtag STL Comedy for RTs. #STLComedy
Andrew Apprill @TheOnlyAndrewA
18 Followers 111 Following Guitarist. Professional time waster. Audio Engineering student
Rafe Williams @iamRafeWilliams
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THE FRAT Movie @TheFRATMovie
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Luke Roulston @Luke_Roulston
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Glennmade Studios @GlennmadeStudio
323 Followers 2K Following social entrepreneur | media director | cinematographer | foodporn addict | social media spark | graphic designer | brand developer | change embracer
Travis Isreal @TI_thuglyfe
4 Followers 47 Following I have two young boys who destroy everything and turn life upside down, but in a good way? And a lady who keeps it all together. My life is chaos, but awesome
Christopher 🍽 @XLcurd
122 Followers 248 Following
Joshua Evans @joshuabenevans
146 Followers 429 Following mouth noises and instrument handling for @lowlegs1
The Catalogue @TheCataloguePod
132 Followers 190 Following LISTEN on iTunes, Stitcher, or https://t.co/R1CfXefOMu WATCH at https://t.co/zvIBrKJWAb
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312 Followers 587 Following Father, husband, runner, traveler, and lifelong learner. Assistant Principal at Cibolo Creek Elementary School in Boerne ISD. Go Cubs!
Kids in the Hall Fan @KiTHFans
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PIXIES @PIXIES
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joe heenan @joeheenan
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0HOUR1 @ZEER0HOUR
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Mound City Comedy @MoundCityComedy
416 Followers 522 Following St Louis Comedy - Free tickets, show info, and more.
Wild Card Comedy @WildcardSTL
434 Followers 783 Following Wednesdays at the Crow's Nest in St. Louis. Comedy, cocktails, and the Circle of Death challenge. Hosted by @jcsibala and @cdcyr. Sign up at 10. Show at 10:30.
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862 Followers 895 Following Live from St. Louis, Misery 31 | she/her | mdni | alt: @greatervillain
Ursa Miker Open Mic @UrsaMikerSTL
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Tig Notaro @TigNotaro
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Brandon Judd @juddgment
843 Followers 884 Following Comedy: 2012-19, 2023-? 4 Time Spelling Bee Champion 1 Time Pinball Champion @punkrockshowoff #stl #stlouis
Jeremy Hellwig @JeremyHellwig
662 Followers 583 Following Sorry, Please Continue podcast. Fatal Bus Accident. Stand-up. Other stuff. He/him.
CherokeeStreetComedy @CherokeeStFest
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Comedy Here Shows @comedyhereshows
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