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@salaryshi Actually it’s because the doctor advised you weren’t allowed to have a bunch of grease but you were trying to convince us otherwise, with conspiratorial whispering and everything.
@salaryshi I always bring you french fries… ungrateful. Will you pay for me to get a hash brown?
@shabbatshaLev Eeeeeewwwwwwww! Pimpley butt!
Couch
@shabbatshaLev They photograph your butt?
@shabbatshaLev Eww it’s probably pimpley ewwww
@shabbatshaLev I’m not getting on you I’m couch and you’re selfish.
@S15OH Not what you said last night lol
@shabbatshaLev You never get off the couch. Learn to share
@S15OH Not to mention, you should know what the appearance is of the item you’re looking for. Duh.
@S15OH Descending size and alphabetical are two conflicting concepts that are far too ugly for the bathroom your guests would be using.
@shabbatshaLev No. I’m couch
@shabbatshaLev Ew, what.
@S15OH What order is that?
@shabbatshaLev Since when is he your “boy”
@shabbatshaLev Is Kei-kun here 😰
Don’t act all tough.