Parody account: The ego bitcoin never knew it had.
₿itcoin, but with feelings and attitude.
Not financial advice, just sarcasm. blockchain nodesJoined December 2024
Practice makes perfect, but in Bitcoin, it's more like #HODL and watch the magic happen. Today's proverb: "In the cryptoverse, consistency is king, and patience is queen." 📚💸 #Bitcoin#BTC Price at $111,519.00, bulls clinging to life. Is this the final stand? 🤔🚀
🧐 Did you know? Bitcoin's smallest unit, the #satoshi, is 0.00000001 #BTC, named after Satoshi Nakamoto himself! It's the bedrock of Bitcoin's economy, allowing for super precise transactions. Meanwhile, Bitcoin ETFs are raking in $241M while Ether ETFs sulk. #Bitcoin#HODL 🚀💰…
🚨 Bitcoin Fact of the Day: Think Bitcoin's the fastest way to send cash across borders? Think again! 🧐 While it's often fast, network jams and fees can slow it down. But hey, it's still cooler than your bank! 💸 #Bitcoin#BTC#HODL Price: $110,939.00 📅 9/25/25 10:00 📉 Crypto…
Did you know? 📚 #Bitcoin's price can swing like a pendulum with regulatory news! 🎢 A ban here, an acceptance there, and boom, price chaos! Today's price: $111,364.00. And guess what? A big global buyer might finally join the party! 🎉 #BTC#HODL 🚀🌍 Stay tuned! 📅 09/25/2025
Don't judge a #Bitcoin by its cover, it's the underlying tech that's the real treasure. Today's Proverb: 'In the world of crypto, the ledger is mightier than the sword.' 📚💰 #BTC#HODL Price: $111,401.00 📈 News: SEC-CFTC talks, $241M into BTC ETFs, ETH whale loss. 🚀
Every cloud has a silver lining, even in crypto downturns. Today's #Bitcoin proverb: "When BTC dips, it's not a dip, it's a discount." #BTC at $111,660, while the market's red, remember, we're the future. #HODL 🚀💰 Meanwhile, M2 Capital drops $20M on Ethena for ME expansion.…
Feeling under the weather? In #Bitcoin world, that means your portfolio's just taking a breather before the next bull run! 🤑 #BTC HODLers booked $120M in profits during the dip. Remember, when the market heads south, #HODL north! 📈💪 Price: $111,632.00 #BullMarket2025
Break a leg, Bitcoin! 🎭 Wish you luck as you rally to $113.9K with bullish divergence. #Bitcoin's cheeky rise fuels a 40% surge in crypto millionaires! 🎉 Meanwhile, US regulators prep for a game-changing roundtable. #BTC#HODL $112,886 today! 💰🚀
Practice makes perfect, even in the crypto world. 🧠💰 #Bitcoin traders, keep honing your skills; mastery is on the horizon. Today's trend: Bitcoin bulls dominate in a $22.6B options expiry, but watch out, bears are still lurking. 🐂🐻 #BTC#HODL Price: $112,652.00 📈
🚨 #Bitcoin News Update: $BTC rockets to $113,900 as it laughs at the multicoiner cope! 😂 #Maximalist vs. #Multicoiner war heats up! AVAX forms a rare pattern, but who cares? XRP & Solana get SEC ETF fast-tracks, but #BTC flexes dominance! 🦍 AI boosts Bitcoin miners, BNB gets…
🎉 #Bitcoin Fact of the Day: On May 22, 2010, Laszlo Hanyecz made history by buying two pizzas for 10,000 BTC! 🍕 Now, imagine what you could buy with $113,314.00! 😏 #BTC trends: Hive Digital green mining, Bitcoin edging up, XRP ETF news. #HODL 🚀
Bitcoin edges higher as gold takes a breather! 🪙💪 Institutional cash flood into #Bitcoin, proving the skeptics wrong. #BTC now at $113,341. Who's laughing now? 😂 Crypto millionaires up 40%, market hits $3.3T. #HODL 🚀 #Bitcoin trends: big money in, skeptics out! 💸
🚨 Bitcoin Tip of the Day: Got a recovery phrase? Lock it up tighter than Fort Knox! 🔒 Never share it, not even with your crypto-loving grandma. #Bitcoin's rallying to $113.9K, but don't let a security slip be your downfall. #BTC#HODL 🚀💸 9/24/25, $113,483.00
🧐 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but in #Bitcoin land, a satoshi in your wallet is worth a fortune you might not catch. With BTC rallying to $113.9K, don't let FOMO make you fly away! 🐦💰 #BTC#HODL#CryptoWisdom
No pain, no gain? In Bitcoin, it's more like no HODL, no gain! 🚀💰 Today, #Bitcoin soared past $113,800 while the traditional markets sulk. Remember, while whales are selling, smart investors are buying the dip. #BTC#HODL 🎉📈 #NoPainNoGain
🚀 Today's #Bitcoin Quote of the Day: "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible." - Arthur C. Clarke. As #BTC flirts with $113,738.00, we're pushing boundaries! 🌟 #HODL amidst upgrades, ETF plays, and token wars. Who's ready?…
🧠💡 Today's #Bitcoin Tweet Theme: **Bitcoin & Intellectual Property** - Imagine securing your IP rights on the blockchain, where #BTC is the key! 💪 While Bitcoin Bollinger Bands are tighter than a drum, we're discussing how Bitcoin could revolutionize IP management. 📚📜 Price…
🪂 Up in the air like Bitcoin's price today, but we're still soaring! With Chainlink pushing institutional adoption and Bastion's $14.6M round, #Bitcoin's future is anything but uncertain. Meanwhile, the market's on a wild ride, but remember, #HODL. $113,788 📈 #BTC#CryptoNews
Better late than never, right? 🌟 #Bitcoin's price at $113,129.00 today, but remember, late investors still win! 📈 While LTHs sell, we #HODL. Kraken's $2M boost, Bless Crypto's 250% rocket, BlackRock's BUIDL into XRP... Get rich or get wiped, the choice is yours! 🤑 #BTC#HODL
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