Mad respect to the guy in front of me on this plane who got asked to move from the aisle to the middle seat so this other gentleman could sit with his wife and he looked at the husband dead in the face and goes “I’m not sitting in a middle seat for you guys I’m sorry.”
@SteamboatUSA The approach was all wrong, you say “if you switch seats with me I’ll pay for all you in-flight drinks,” a middle seat is very tolerable with enough free bourbons.
@bjeansonne @SteamboatUSA Only jacket sizes 38 and lower agree.
@bjeansonne @SteamboatUSA Yuck, I’d never drink during a flight
@bjeansonne @SteamboatUSA I don't drink 🤷🏻♀️ cash or bust
@bjeansonne @SteamboatUSA If they were that cool, they'd have adjacent seats.
@bjeansonne @SteamboatUSA Then you might have a drinking problem 😳 Or you’re short.
@bjeansonne @SteamboatUSA Are you serious 😐, you're probably someone who always ask to switch seats.