Mike “Plower” Roberts @blackout7days
Former DG Sweetheart | University of Illinois Alum | Delta Tau Delta ‘87 | Former Pledge Educator | Joined October 2026-
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Fuck yeah i love global warming let’s keep this nice ass weather year round 80s and sunny can’t complain
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“i fucking hate men, they all suck” stfu never talk to me again
Drinking wine can’t stop doing the face
Tua should retire after last night
Illni win tho all that matters
#nuke this wedding, only here for the drinks
@AddicusSapp Good shout yeah she’s average
Is it good for the #PR to go this sorority date event with my buddy who wants me to go with his dates friend (i dont wanna get with this girl)
@garypaytsglove Definitely will be doing this
Cart girl is a #rocket lfg
@illinichief607 Fellow DTD Illini! Good seeing ya around
Also made my morning when I saw i have reached 91 followers in under a day, love all you guys #wemadeittofriday
Just woke up and i guess i was chanting “I am Jane Doe” at the bar last night
@BoozeonSundays7 Welcome aboard #beev
buddy got a 53 on his exam today
Update : Got a little too hammed (night is just getting started)
Keaton Meier @KMeier92439
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Sheldon "The Dyson" B... @SheldonGlestor
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Devon “Hover Hand�... @elonrodgriuez
214 Followers 401 Following FSU Zeta King ‘03 I Former DG kitchen boy I 27.4 hcp I Jesuit hater I Ball knower I Rickie Fowler Enjoyer
Rodney “Jackhammer�... @woopigrodney
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Thaddeus Epstien Ding... @Senddyyyy
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Dale "Beever" Dimmado... @daledimmadomeII
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TyWebb423 @TyWebb423
31 Followers 58 Following Phi Tau 96’ Risk Chair | Big 4 Accountant turned Pro JerkMate player | Palantir Shareholder | GSC toilet clogger | DSP Whistleblower
John Paul Jim @JohnPaulHim
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Dillon Horrie @Dillon_h14
143 Followers 219 Following WHS ‘24 🏈 #8 QB/DB ⚾️ #14 SS/2nd/CF 🏀 #1 G/ 📚5.0 GPA Academic All-State “Everything negative - pressure, challenges - is all an opportunity for me to rise.”
Darling, Really? @1parisiandoll
531 Followers 370 Following A little elegance, a little sarcasm, plenty of skepticism.Conservative, Catholic
Oz “Penguin” Cobb @ChiefFights
844 Followers 1K Following White boy | Giants fan | Zyn enthusiast | Philanthropy chair | Future 6th year
Henry "Full Bird" Bro... @Higmagnum
106 Followers 140 Following class of '79 | triple divorcee | you don't stare at the mantle piece while stoking a fire
Chad “The Funler”... @TheChadRichter
78 Followers 538 Following Lover of the Game | Future Doctor | Professional Virgin | Textbook Pirate | Erudite Ball Knower | Lurker | Abstemious | Supralapsarian | Humble
Parker “sideline”... @balluptoppppp
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Da “Bisky” Bisky @dabigbisky
459 Followers 459 Following 6 handicap | Greg Brown is the problem | Mallet truther | Yacht rock lover | Han Solo enjoyer | Bull Crew ‘20 | Delusional Jordan Spieth fanatic
Henry “Huck Chair�... @HenryHuckington
6 Followers 38 Following ΠΚΦ Cornhole Chair ‘77-79 and Pledge Educator ‘79, 4x Intramural Champ, Beta Gamma pledge class PCP Body count: 13 Republican since ‘58
Joe Kurtz @helloyosef
215 Followers 4K Following
Marty McSparty @McKnightDaFight
162 Followers 1K Following Joey Hauser shot 46% from three his last year at MSU
Dave Johnson @DaveJohnsohchm
37 Followers 2K Following I’m Dave Johnson the winner of $298.3millions from powerball lottery, I am given out $30,000 to my first 2k followers.
Randy “Dick” John... @DickyDumps
219 Followers 271 Following UMass Kap Sig ‘90 PCP | B2B “Best Nose” Kap Sig | KKG sweetheart | probably a 43 handicap
Jared "J" O'Reilly @JaredJO67
279 Followers 416 Following UTK '89 | 14.5k Clash Royale Trophies | Terrible Golfer | Forward Man | Ghost Addict | Metal Music Lover
David “Dave” McPi... @DavidMcpicker
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Josh Avila @joshavila24
7 Followers 100 Following
Drew Walker @drewwalker23
152 Followers 1K Following
Anna @Annamg6n
472 Followers 170 Following Faith over fear | 🌿 Calm in chaos | 🎨 Art in action | 👗#HumanRights #Freedom #Travel 🚫 Pornography 🚫 Bots
EmilyRose @FrancineCffwe
50 Followers 162 Following Football is a source of joy for me, and the New York Giants are the team I’ve always followed.
ryan @ryan83059631482
52 Followers 3K Following
Johnny Tsunami @HornyGayAsshole
11 Followers 95 Following Knower of all balls // if that shit don’t look like my Arby’s beef n cheddar I don’t want it // Capricorn
Bud Select Can @ExtendBigWhit
63 Followers 58 Following Self-proclaimed King of the Lower Midwest | Illini
Gino “Finook” Fio... @GinoFiorentino
51 Followers 41 Following 45 Yr Old | Retried college athlete class of 87’ | Cold Caller | Women pleaser | box eater
Davis “Hovercraft�... @goobercock
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Bubba “tub” Bigga @tubatron67
32 Followers 93 Following Jamsexual | Heels | Prestigious Southern Gentleman | DMB
Steve “Sniffs” Sn... @STEVELOVESLINES
46 Followers 207 Following ‘92 PIKE STORE RUNNER | SPECIAL OLYMPICS SPELLING BEE CHAMP |
Humpherey “Hump” ... @humpbradford
824 Followers 618 Following “The U”🟢🟠| zeta enjoyer | beth cooper lover | run the dang ball | crazy layup package
Cory “International... @CoryPecker11
398 Followers 206 Following Love when expectations are low… locker room guy | BC Football and Basketball enjoyer
Donny “Iceman” Pa... @donnypax66
227 Followers 163 Following 2nd Account | Ole Miss Alum | Dox Survivor | Go Rebs | #Saints
Nathan “Blowgun” ... @natehiggers1278
358 Followers 349 Following Educator of pledges | UCF class of ‘14 | 88th president of tri Kap (KKK) | ask me why they call me “Blowgun”
Johnny “Workshop”... @YahuFinance
31 Followers 54 Following SAE Risk Chair ‘07 | IBW Founding Father | UBS M&A | Womps | Kelley 3/2 Enthusiast
Nile “Nailgun” Ne... @nileneiland
30 Followers 37 Following Woodbury ‘80 | UVA ‘84 | Insider Trader | 5x cigarette quitter | Delta Gamma hater | Zeta Psi Social Chair ‘82 | Retired AHL Zamboni driver | #kindsoul
William ”Wheels” ... @WilliamWheelsA
37 Followers 41 Following Proud alumni of The Ohio State University | Free Agent | Loving dad of a beautiful ZTA | Favorite beer: Miller Lite | SEC yearner
Bob “Boobie Honker�... @Bobbyboy9897
28 Followers 81 Following Peter Millar VIP client | Tri Delt Enjoyer | 30 rack approved | Divorce court conqueror | Forever Hoosier
Liam “You’re Fuck... @liamdoylelover
722 Followers 417 Following VFL | Freshman Killer | Woman Respecter | 22.5 Handicap | Drake Meat Muncher | Proud New Jerseyian
David “Backshots”... @JamarcusJomhli
629 Followers 615 Following | David Mirkovic Enjoyer | STL CARDINALS | U OF I ILLINI | Chaim Bloom Truther | CHICAGO BEARS | CHICAGO BULLS | Dreams do come true in New Orleans |
Bob Zuppke @BobZuppke
12K Followers 378 Following Mainly Illini Football and Recruiting. Some Illini Basketball.
Da “Bisky” Bisky @dabigbisky
459 Followers 459 Following 6 handicap | Greg Brown is the problem | Mallet truther | Yacht rock lover | Han Solo enjoyer | Bull Crew ‘20 | Delusional Jordan Spieth fanatic
Chol “Lion” Maria... @taifeltonterp
235 Followers 438 Following
TyWebb423 @TyWebb423
31 Followers 58 Following Phi Tau 96’ Risk Chair | Big 4 Accountant turned Pro JerkMate player | Palantir Shareholder | GSC toilet clogger | DSP Whistleblower
Beer @beerball3r
801 Followers 198 Following Detroit Sports Fan | Crazy Time | Blackjack | MSU 2026 Beer Bets Record 35-53-6 +1,415.64
Urban Meyer @UrbanMeyersSon
127 Followers 153 Following Buckeye | Road Runner | Risk Taker | 6’5 | Different | Love BBWs
Daniel “Jon ‘Bone... @squaredjones
37 Followers 202 Following KA Harvard of the South BA '88 JDMBA ‘76 | Velo Plus 9mg Enjoyer | Delta Gold Medallion Member
Randy “Dick” John... @DickyDumps
219 Followers 271 Following UMass Kap Sig ‘90 PCP | B2B “Best Nose” Kap Sig | KKG sweetheart | probably a 43 handicap
Johnny “back in the... @illinichief607
21 Followers 40 Following ΔΤΔ Treasurer ‘92| 2x IM Co Ed Flag Football champ | EY Partner | Joes head door | Rest easy Matt Lemon 🕊️🕊️
Brian “The Black Be... @BOC_Burner
99 Followers 97 Following Brian O Connor lover | Ball knower | Ole Miss hater | |Sig nu ‘92| Ferda | | UFC enthusiast |
Timothy “The Rig”... @Himothyrig
106 Followers 177 Following Happy hour enthusiast Cornell 7 sympathiser
Dale Doback @DaleDoLittle445
15 Followers 4 Following proud father of none ✌️ booze and fried pickles 🥒 #chewbaka2028 #stayathomeson
Buddy “Bud” Weise... @halldagoat
43 Followers 31 Following Class of 06’, lover of all beer, big Goodfellas guy
Derek “Yeti” Chau... @Heightzendorphr
117 Followers 98 Following University of Kansas ‘73 | Medically retired Cart Ripper | Poonani enjoyer | MISERABLE BROWNS FAN | BΑΓ
Jake² @yyakeyy
180 Followers 97 Following I’ll be honest I make mistakes I’ll be the second one to admit it
Lola “Throat-goat�... @lolaloves2black
276 Followers 144 Following Knower of ball🏀 || ex Groupie || Vaper || Trophey Wife🏆|| Snowbunny ❄️❄️❄️ || AMEX swiper || evil woman 😈|| #Blonde 💁🏼♀️
Scratch Italiano @scratchitaliano
649 Followers 38 Following GOLF LOVER, REALIST⛳️ 🇮🇹 🇺🇸 - golf community is my 🤍🔥my sandwiches🥪belong at YOUR COURSES🤌 🤌NO Handicap = ONLY PLAY RED TEES❣️
Gino “Finook” Fio... @GinoFiorentino
51 Followers 41 Following 45 Yr Old | Retried college athlete class of 87’ | Cold Caller | Women pleaser | box eater
Steven Tucker @StevvenTucker
30 Followers 51 Following
Harry “Cunt” Mars... @harry_marshton
254 Followers 142 Following Oklahoma Enthusiast // Petroleum Engineer // unregistered gynecologist
Thaddeus Epstien Ding... @Senddyyyy
25 Followers 10 Following Ph.D. in Bagonomics | Four Loko Fan Club President | Gator Tail Enthusiast
Timmy Finnashawty @finna_shawty
1K Followers 3K Following Unhinged cracker | Adderall connoisseur | AMC A-Lister | Diehard milkman | Rhody ‘99
Richtard “McGravy�... @Whimpersofredem
257 Followers 921 Following Eastern suburbs heartthrob @ https://t.co/Xb53CFORhL // USNA67’-Stanford 68’-UVI 69’//#BEATarmy
Bob “Boobie Honker�... @Bobbyboy9897
28 Followers 81 Following Peter Millar VIP client | Tri Delt Enjoyer | 30 rack approved | Divorce court conqueror | Forever Hoosier
William ”Wheels” ... @WilliamWheelsA
37 Followers 41 Following Proud alumni of The Ohio State University | Free Agent | Loving dad of a beautiful ZTA | Favorite beer: Miller Lite | SEC yearner
Nile “Nailgun” Ne... @nileneiland
30 Followers 37 Following Woodbury ‘80 | UVA ‘84 | Insider Trader | 5x cigarette quitter | Delta Gamma hater | Zeta Psi Social Chair ‘82 | Retired AHL Zamboni driver | #kindsoul
Cory “International... @CoryPecker11
398 Followers 206 Following Love when expectations are low… locker room guy | BC Football and Basketball enjoyer
Humpherey “Hump” ... @humpbradford
824 Followers 618 Following “The U”🟢🟠| zeta enjoyer | beth cooper lover | run the dang ball | crazy layup package
Bubba “tub” Bigga @tubatron67
32 Followers 93 Following Jamsexual | Heels | Prestigious Southern Gentleman | DMB
Davis “Hovercraft�... @goobercock
2K Followers 2K Following Ball Knower | KSig 17’ | 3x Rush Chair | Atlanta Strip Club Enthusiast | Huskers, Falcons, & Braves Psychopath | Big Boy J*b Haver | Reportedly A Good Dude
Mahatma “Eater” G... @MahatmaGang
10 Followers 40 Following Tony “IronBalls” Stark reborn. Tar Heel, Weekend Wife enthusiast, Unmarried
olave enthusiast @jbur227
461 Followers 567 Following 602 linkedin connections|Peter Millar Xl | Red Meat Eater|RTDB|University of Indiana ‘08 ΦΔΘ| 385 Bench
Benton Swathford, MBA @BentonSwathford
1K Followers 630 Following WVU ATO Rush Chair ‘93| Spage Regular| Semi-reformed class jerker| 3 Restraining orders, never restrained
Dan “Turtle” Thom... @dan73222
85 Followers 68 Following Hiram Law ‘78 | Sports Enthusiast | NCAC ball knower | WhyD3 | Sox | Occasionally tweet about the Dores
“Bag Ripper” Dart @DartBag
632 Followers 24 Following Ripping bags. Throwing tiddies. Hoddy Toddy. 📈
Nathan “Blowgun” ... @natehiggers1278
358 Followers 349 Following Educator of pledges | UCF class of ‘14 | 88th president of tri Kap (KKK) | ask me why they call me “Blowgun”
Stevie “The Discipl... @StevieJnowski
566 Followers 691 Following Seaholm Maples | Class of ‘88 U of Puget Sound | Class of ‘93 Flyfishing, Hockey, Politics 8 yr. senior alumni “so nice I did it twice” Prefer my beer 29°
Tripod (Rod) Mord Jr.... @centralmcchickn
2K Followers 2K Following UND ΣΝ ‘16| Voddy Reddy Consumer| Cutoff Frequentee| Go Sioux| Autistic| Degenerate| Bookie Doner| Addy Abuser| Dust Guy |
Bushwick Billy Walsh @BushwickBilll
2K Followers 1K Following Billy Walsh from Bushwick | Ass Eater | Suffering Mets Jets Knicks fan | Hoosier | Former Pledge Master | Doxx Survivor
Samuel “Rehabillita... @garypaytsglove
34 Followers 49 Following Rebs | Sweet tea and whiskey connoisseur | Dez Bryant lover | Marshall Tucker Band follower Heavily opposed to the 7 panel drug test
Fern “The Stud” A... @Fern_the_duck
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Miles “HOVA” Mont... @MilesMontgomey6
81 Followers 113 Following Ball State class of 86’ | Blonde Enthusiast | Bag Inspector | Music Appreciator | Used to Dribble Down in VA ⛹🏼♂️#THEDAM
John “Harry” John... @DicksonStSavant
350 Followers 478 Following Hog Enthusiast | ΠΚΑ ‘97 | Former Pledge Trainer | Camel Crush Aficionado | Razorback Basketball Enjoyer | #saints
Ray “The Unit” Ci... @fvckthevols
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