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Jimmy Kimmel live returns on Tuesday with 6.26M total viewers and that’s without the lame cable providers who are censoring him.
How about that MAGA?
The attack on Charlie Kirk is appalling and unacceptable. In America, there’s no room for political violence ever.
We need to do better. Time to take the temperature down… on both sides
We all have a big responsibility here to tone down sh$t along with many on the right and…
Howard Stern is absolutely brilliant trolling the world at 7am is a fantastic start to my day
Long live the king of all media.
That was so amazing! He got every media outlet
Howard Stern is absolutely brilliant trolling the world at 7am is a fantastic start to my day
Long live the king of all media.
That was so amazing! He got every media outlet
1) that was a Legendary game
2) That was some balls to trust your kicker that literally joined a few days ago to get on the field so quickly and kick in time. Welcome to Buffalo
3) The @BuffaloBills fans that left early should lose their season tickets
4) Josh Allen is a…
1) that was a Legendary game
2) That was some balls to trust your kicker that literally joined a few days ago to get on the field so quickly and kick in time
3) The @BuffaloBills fans that left early should lose their season tickets
4) welcome to Buffalo, Josh Allen is a beast…
Ryan Day and the @OhioStateFB team last 5 games
Beat #9 Tennessee
Beat #3 Oregon
Beat #4 Texas
Beat #2 Notre Dame ( national championship game )
Beat #1 Texas
Most impressive run in college football history.
#BuckeyeNation#Buckeyes#BuckeyePride
I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (THE MOST SUCCESSFUL GOVERNOR IN AMERICAN HISTORY), HEREBY DEMAND THAT CANADA GIFT ME “A BIG BEAUTIFUL PLANE” I GET TO KEEP AFTER I LEAVE OFFICE (IF I LEAVE). IF THEIR NEW PRIME MINISTER (VERY NICE GUY, BUT NOT AS HANDSOME AS TRUDEAU) DOES NOT SEND ME A PLANE,…
California is the fourth largest economy in the WORLD.
We contribute $83 BILLION to the federal government while Texas takes $71 BILLION.
Nice flags, though.
California is the fourth largest economy in the WORLD.
We contribute $83 BILLION to the federal government while Texas takes $71 BILLION.
Nice flags, though.
‘These ARE my private parts!’
Teacher goes viral for this absolute banger of a song
‘And if you TOUCH my private parts, I will tell my mother!’
We need more teachers like this that are protecting our children.
This Epstein connection is something Trump simply won’t be able to shake. It feels different this time—like a story that’s going to stick. Over time, you’ll see more influencers and media figures quietly step away, not because of sudden moral shifts, but because they’re thinking…
Absolutely heartbreaking.
A true legend.
Rest in peace, Hulk Hogan.
Thank you for shaping our childhoods and delivering unforgettable moments in the ring , a real-life superhero to so many.
That Diddy verdict makes zero sense. not guilty of sex trafficking but guilty of prostitution transportation?
What is this, Uber for felonies?
#DiddyTrial
The alleged but not confirmed family of the Idaho shooter Wess Roley, The person who murdered brave firefighters in Idaho. ( not confirmed. May just be the mom )
#MAGA
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