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Tweets!? At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?!? Oahu, HI Joined July 2009-
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@iLoo19587439 Whoa, the rare Libertarian Beka. Love to see it.
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@mderooij Come on man. Terrible.
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Gaming as an adult: -Buy a new game! -Spend 1hr playing it -Take a break -Don't touch it for 6months -Forget everything about the story
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They should make a new season of Rugrats where they’re adults. Make an episode where Chuckie becomes a trucker, gets syphilis from a hooker and goes insane. Tommy becomes a lolbert and doomsday prepper who attempts to blow up the federal reserve, getting gun downed in the process
Type O Negative ass button
Years ago I was on a project where we had to automate something in Linux. I wrote beautiful Perl scripts to accomplish the task, only to have the moron tech lead make me re-write them as incomprehensible bash scripts because "I don't know Perl"
@NoLimitGains Pfft, nobody who has tried Gemini is scared of it.
New retirement plan: Sell my nVidia RTX 5070 OC that I bought for retail price
Happy Fed Rate Hike Day to all who celebrate
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BREAKING: Trump announces that if the republicans retain control of both the house and the senate, he will send you ten CDs for just one penny.
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Nothing is better than discovering a band you never heard of and realizing you like all their music. It’s like finding lost treasure.
we're living in hell
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Underrated advice to 1st time homebuyers who buy older homes. If any of the existing appliances look like these (clunky white boxes)... KEEP THEM... Don't upgrade to something that's "pretty." Odds are you'll end up dieing before these old appliances do.
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If you told me 3 years ago I’d be spending $200/mo to spend my weekends with a model named Astra I would’ve thought I’d be up to something completely different
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OpenAI: “We’ve solved math” Anthropic: “Our AI is so powerful it’s going to kill you” Google: “Introducing Gemini 3.9 Flash! It’s 30% faster and 15% worse than the last Gemini”
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Can we just get five or ten years of political silence. Just keep roads paved, taxes low, no wars, and shut the fuck up.
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This is how Claude looks as you right before it admits that, yes, it did in fact delete all of the production data
@JustinWhang what's the over/under that we get a video on this in the next 30 days?
Influencer Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure in Thailand tmz.me/4xe39yW
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I’m sorry to interrupt this very important conversation but I’ve barely watched a minute of this show and holy shit bushworld adventures is spot on lmao
the fandom finally accepted the emotional incest of it all, next everyone needs to get real comfortable with sexual abuse and grooming being part of canon too. the whole first episode is like.. one big "Morty gets isolated and groomed, SAed and told to keep quiet about it"
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...
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