B Jelly @booraug
Joined August 2021-
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I just want Brendan Murphy to do vox for one of my songs, then I can die happy
me to my girlfriend on Valentine’s Day: *straightfaced* I’d like to feel you on my body
rumbling rumbling it’s cumbling #AttackOnTitan #Aots4 #whatitshouldvebeen
“I’m gonna make my hand go numb and then jack you off so it feels like somebody else”
my mom used to call me fat boy and lock the pudding in the closet
metal heads be like: I wanna relax *listens to song about pissing in a maggot filled asshole*
been our bio on here for at least a year
“yea I smoke weed. mids aren’t that bad” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
“baby you’re a waterwork come on let me make you squirt” or whatever katy perry said
patient on first admission: *asks staff a question “junior staff”: *bursts out of the fucking ceiling to interrupt* #justpsychwardthings #psychward #mentalhealth
girl who is clearly on too many meds: I have a question tech: what’s up? girl: I’m gonna take a nap #justpsychwardthings #psychward #mentalhealth
*group about literally anything* the ex con patient™️: this reminds me of jail #justpsychwardthings #psychward #mentalhealth
patients in the psych ward be like: I had a panic attack because the nurse I’ve been belittling since I got here told me I need meds #justpsychwardthings #psychward #mentalhealth
psych patient 10 minutes after admission #justpsychwardthings #psychward #mentalhealth
going to the psych ward is like entering a contest to see who’s the most fucked up, and the prize is you get to stay longer #justpsychwardthings #psychward #mentalhealth
I just got out of the psych ward after 6 days, I got some juicy shitposts for y’all soon
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