Tim Borland @borlandts

Pittsburgh native. Tech enthusiast. PC Gamer. Craft beer aficionado. Thoughts are my own. vExpert 19/20/21. Pittsburgh, PA Joined October 2017

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Tim Borland @borlandts

4 years ago

The default URL and ISO update methods appear to not work updating VCSA 7.0U3B to 7.0U3C. I was able to work around this by creating an update depot on a webserver. If you or a loved one is having difficulty updating your homelab, private message me! @vExpert @VMware

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Tim Borland @borlandts

4 years ago

Saw a commercial this morning for even bigger toilet paper rolls… can we not? I haven’t financially recovered from the last bathroom renovation to accommodate these insane things. 😂

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

My vegetarian wife asked me, “why does your Twitter feed have so much smoked meat?” Lots of people who work in IT. We’re patient and calculating… good qualities for smoking the meats.

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Tim Borland @borlandts

4 years ago

I would like to align the alignment of our aligning process so that we are all aligned.

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Tim Borland @borlandts

5 years ago

Bad day remedy.

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5 years ago

If there was a legitimate guarantee that refinancing my mortgage would get me any loan servicer other than @NewRezHQ... I would pay real money for closing costs to get away from them.

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Tim Borland @borlandts

5 years ago

Another one! Congrats to all the vExperts, new and returning. Let’s break more things and learn from it this year! #vExpert

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5 years ago

I've been trying to get in touch with PayPal all day to resolve API issues, and when I finally get someone to assist via chat, I get the run around. Phone support is useless, I keep getting told nobody can help & hung up on by IVR. @AskPayPal @PayPal @PayPal4Business @PayPaldev

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Tim Borland @borlandts

5 years ago

Reminder about the #littlehack tonight @ 5:30 EST! Please reply with anyone I may have missed! @adminwillie @Codydearkland @gmaentz @vDanBarr @matt_crognale @Carlcapozza @arielsanchezmor @WesMilliron @dougdefrank @erickubla

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Tim Borland @borlandts

5 years ago

The Cantina Band Theme is a choice on TouchTunes jukeboxes. Just the thing to break up Achy Breaky Heart after the seventh time... before going back to Billy Ray. #vSTARWARS

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Tim Borland @borlandts

5 years ago

Regardless of your political leaning, the whole Parler thing is a lesson in cloud adoption. Multi-cloud. 3/2/1 data backup applies to move than backups! If you want a service to be available, 3 copies of production data in at least 2 regions... with 1 on a different provider. 😂

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Tim Borland @borlandts

5 years ago

I did some patching in my #homelab this AM, and when rebooting my core switches, Live Free or Die Hard paused for 1 second while MSTP converged. That is about the same delay as Matt Farrell deciding to hit "delete" and John McClane knocking on his door saving his life. #vexpert