Yumyulack @brainmode

SCP-781 | Professional Lazy Person | I do several things Tech - Currently FinTech Architect | Instructor @AltSchoolAfrica. codekami.vercel.app Lagos, Nigeria Joined March 2015

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a day ago

Small thing, you go begin run perpetual stew. They'll think you're being eccentric, not knowing say na Sapa.

rae_timzy @omo_Akinbile

2 days ago

Small thing, you go begin run perpetual stew. They'll think you're being eccentric, not knowing say na Sapa.

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damola dml💕 @dmljanry

2 days ago

Copying Aquaman.

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Hello to everyone reading this, This isn’t something I normally post, because I’ve been trying to handle it on my own. But I’ve reached this stage and I’ve realized I can’t handle it alone. I need to raise ₦170,000 for my final year school fees and clearance...

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Yumyulack @brainmode

4 days ago

"Free 7 days trial" but enter your card, just incase.

IVY @Iamivy05

4 days ago

"Free 7 days trial" but enter your card, just incase.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

4 days ago

"Who is that, with that afro?" Almost gave me a heart attack. Thought I was caught live, on this call, scraping plate. Whew 😮‍💨.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

7 days ago

Went from discussing how to optimize our data migration process for BI, to architecting a resilient data streaming pipeline 😩. 4th quarter is packed already 🙂‍↔️.

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CloudFairy🌩️🧚‍♀️👩‍💻 @the_cloudfairy

3 weeks ago

I just published an article about how I navigated life, maximised a career break, and grew my career in less than a year. This isn’t only for people on a career break, it's for anyone currently unemployed and trying to get ready to land their next job. shorturl.at/TpTVv

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Yumyulack @brainmode

3 weeks ago

Ya knoww...

matric number 016182 🐘 @TheGreyHunter

3 weeks ago

Ya knoww... https://t.co/jpi491macB

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Yumyulack @brainmode

3 weeks ago

Grapes I used to buy once once, no come dey sweet for mouth again. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo

3 weeks ago

Grapes I used to buy once once, no come dey sweet for mouth again. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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Yumyulack @brainmode

4 weeks ago

Come on, we're no poor. We're just in our billionaire in transit phase.

Fabian @PappyGrande_

4 weeks ago

Come on, we're no poor. We're just in our billionaire in transit phase.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

4 weeks ago

We really have a numbers problem in this country. People still arguing this still don't know how poor we are. "why didn't you use most" do you know how much a brand new car? The fraction of the 9-5 people who can even afford it is so inconsequentially small that it has no effect

👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo

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Yumyulack @brainmode

4 weeks ago

Bring all of them.

Engr Olami @Engr_Ashile

a month ago

Bring all of them.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a month ago

"Goan greet uncle". Which uncle? Am I your mother's mate? 😮‍💨

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a month ago

Confidently telling lies with authority 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️.

Omo Ore-Òfé @WilsonAkintade

a month ago

Confidently telling lies with authority 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️.

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grump @Hassan_baby_

a month ago

Hey guys, if I can just get N1000 from 500 people, I’ll be halfway through my goal please I really really need the help to get medical care please 🥺🙏🏾 Please I’m begging 🙏🏾 8071456485 Opay

grump @Hassan_baby_

2 months ago

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Yumyulack @brainmode

a month ago

I'd like to get a job a piggyvest just to fix their annoying OTP UX and then quit. Why do I have to attempt withdrawals twice. Requesting for OTP just exits the entire withdrawal process and you gotta start over again. Like is it intentional, sort of like a withdrawal deterrent?

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Yumyulack @brainmode

2 months ago

Majority of my work for almost a year has had "Agressive Cost Efficiency" as the basis for every decision. This usually results in spending more time that you typically would, researching on different approaches to solving a problem. In a attempt to reach one you can live with.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

2 months ago

When your issue gets to github issues, that's when you know that shit is beyond serious. Then you see a similar issue that hasn't been closed for years, that's when you know it's over.

Captain-EO 👨🏾‍💻 @EOEboh

2 months ago

When your issue gets to github issues, that's when you know that shit is beyond serious. Then you see a similar issue that hasn't been closed for years, that's when you know it's over.

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Yumyulack @brainmode

2 months ago

Terrible non intuitive UI and the app doesn't work. It pisses me off that something as simple as adding/pasting +234 prefixed numbers doesn't work. Like working with mobile numbers is a core thing for you and your inputs only accept the 0 prefix.