bread empty @bread_empty
in my 'knowing what song that is' era Joined October 2020-
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don’t pick up the phone. you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone
don’t pick up the phone. you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone
this close to having a crashout and applying for doctorate programs
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I would’ve had the craziest beef with him in the 7th grade drama club because there was only room for one heavy set gay kid to go to girls sleepovers
I would’ve had the craziest beef with him in the 7th grade drama club because there was only room for one heavy set gay kid to go to girls sleepovers
realizing i set myself up for a guaranteed "phone dead at jeanies experience" 😀...
the next coworker to tell me i should be focusing on AI more is going to get a su*cide note i drafted with ChatGPT
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I know amtrak prices are famously fickle, but I think this is the funniest disparity I’ve ever seen
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thanks ai overview
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just got asked on a date by a friend i haven't seen since the third grade
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I have to stop. My smoke too tough. My swag too different. My bitch is too bad. They’ll kill me.
I have to stop. My smoke too tough. My swag too different. My bitch is too bad. They’ll kill me.
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RT if you agree
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If I bite into a samoosa and theres a boiled egg in it everyone is receiving slaps
If I bite into a samoosa and theres a boiled egg in it everyone is receiving slaps
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