Breaking Newts @breakingnewts
Breaking Newts as it happens. Real Stories, or sh*t we make up. Spanning the Globe Joined June 2010-
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Penis shadow attacks two women in Miami. http://huff.to/a5En8Z
BP readies large shears to cut damaged well. Backup plan includes use of giant Sham-Wow. "Are you gettin' this, camera guy?" #oilspill
As popularity of his new Facebook page grows, former President George W. Bush signs deal with Halliburton to manage holdings on FarmVille.
Study says more teens try rhythm method to prevent pregnancies. Plan backfires as most are white and have no rhythm.
Reports Khloe Kardashian, Mariah Carey pregnant prompt meteorologists to warn of change in pressure, weather patterns through 2010.
Here is a new link for the Press Release: Meet Leroy Stick. Please pass it on. http://tinyurl.com/24ohsfu
Shannon Price, woman who pulled the plug on Gary Coleman was EX-wife and may not have had power of attorney to make decision. #toolatenow
if bp can't stop the leak, maybe they can make it look better by putting one of those floppy used car lot balloon men over it
Oil companies concerned as futures fall $10 a barrel. Consider random, summer refinery fire to shore up gas prices. -Oil & Gas Weekly
Late night eating linked to tooth loss. http://yhoo.it/aApfTb Masters & Johnson researchers fear implications for late night sex. #hungry
British Airways promotes mobile ticket plan in ad campaign with Osama boarding pass. http://bit.ly/aJIV3C #f-ingbrilliant
Lady Gaga says tests confirm she's "borderline lupus," channels Larry King and risks "marginal prostate cancer." http://tinyurl.com/2aoauzq
BP effort to circumcise blown out well hits "snag" as saw gets stuck in foreskin. Delays expected. #oilspill
British tabloids unearth new scandal after Winfrey pal Gayle King videotaped offering Duchess of York acess to Oprah for cash & "favors."
American Serena Williams 3-1 favorite for French Open singles title. Odds at 2-1 her ass wins in doubles bracket. -Eurosports
Prosecutors, judge allow pain meds for Lindsay Lohan after wisdom teeth removed. Actress prescribed Xanax, Valium, Jagermeister.-Radaronline
Carbon dating tests on Oregon meteorite offer insight into formation of solar system, black holes, and birth of CNN's Larry King.
Neikki and Hang Seng open sharply lower amid news of unstable euro, BP stock plunge and Celine Dion pregnancy.
SF man claims 10 year affair with former VP Al Gore. Reconts exchanging "carbon emissions." - TMZ
Gore online personal uncovered by Politico: "Harvard educated, tall, ISO boytoy for fact-finding missions. Let's warm the globe."
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