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Rule #18: You don't burn calories by jumping to conclusions
Rule #17: Be familiar with the "My Mom is calling" procedure- Turn down the music and everyone shuts the hell up
Rule #16: If a girl can kick your ass at video games, she's a keeper.
Rule #14: If you get caught staring at her ass, own up to it
Rule#13: Never trust a girl who says one thing but does another
Rule #12: Never trust a girl who takes hours to text back but is always on their phone when you're around her
Rule #11: If a guy gets a dog, it must be higher than his knee when full grown. This is unacceptable:
Rule #10: If the teacher forgets the homework, just shut up.
Rule #9: Don't Drake and drive. You'll end up at your ex's house.
Rule #8: If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave. This is what makes them bros, not chicks.
Rule #7: If a bro says no about a hoe then the hoe must go
Rule #6: Always run when you see the white kid reach for his backpack after getting roasted
Rule #5: If a bro dies during a workout, throw a few extra 45s on the bar before calling 911
Rule #4: If you're ditching class and hear keys and high heels... Run for your life
Rule #2: If you have the aux cord do not play country
Rule#1: Don't be this couple in the hallway
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61 Followers 346 Following
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66 Followers 116 Following
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