BSDfortune @bsdfortune
Daily fix of bsd fortune cookies bsdfortune.com In the #cloud Joined June 2009-
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"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff> #disintegrated
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A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be. Albert Einstein
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold
Mater artium necessitas. [Necessity is the mother of invention]. #Mater
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx
When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself Americanized.
Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.
Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home. -- Han Solo
New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area. -- Monty Python's Big Red Book #Python's
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats. -- "The Washington Post Magazine", June 9, 1985 #roughly
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?
The ego is only a bit of consciousness swimming upon the ocean of dark things. We are an enigma unto ourselves. -The Mentat Handbook #ocean
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. -- John Updike #adult
There are two major products to come out of Berkley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. #major
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. -- H.L. Mencken, "Little Book in C major", 1916
Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success. #guarantee
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