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Holy tits I'm hungry. For lighting equipment!
Wow, being dead in English sucks. My ear orchestrated btw
well, these are my final words i suppose. oh, adrian, i forgot to tell you i left $30k in the
sorry! im trying to call it inside but i cant really talk!! and my big ladder doesnt have a twitter!
god i really need to get my priorities strait. do i really need my tounge?? hey adrian, just drain it please. the exacto blade is onthe roof
aw tits. adrians gonna be a daddy. i told him not to do it!! he just had to eat that meat on a sunday. i thought he knew better.
sorry guys. thought my nail pusher was a puller. they look like the same thinig these days. fuck me. i just licked an exposed wire.
and my passport.
i took a really big poop and found my old nail puller
Just farted while I was peeing. I call that the smelly water fall
Wow. The bulbs were the wrong size. Fuck my tits!
I call that the double fart
I'm horny. Damn lights aren't done though
Fuck my tits! I have to replace all the bulbs.
I have to take down chriatmas lights. And I gotta poop.
Oops. Never trust a fart. I gotta wipe
Wearing brown socks
just laughed off an awkward moment with Adrian and Eddie. Lol
Oops meant fart. False alarm.
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