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a year ago

BUCK: Is everything okay? EDDIE: Yeah. There's no service. Texts won't even get through.

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a year ago

BUCK: Well, no hard feelings, no matter who won. BOBBY: That's good, Buck, 'cause they didn't pick you. BUCK: Well, it's obviously a fix. No, congratulations anyway, G.I.!

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a year ago

BUCK: Okay, what about "G.I.?" Like G.I. Joe. "Hey, G.I." You know, that's a great nickname. HEN: Sounds like gastrointestinal. EDDIE: Yeah, I don't think so.

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a year ago

BOBBY: Nice work, fellas. I'm glad you both made it out of there. BUCK: The guy's a professional, Cap. I was never really worried.

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a year ago

EDDIE: Hell yeah. You can have my back any day. BUCK: Yeah. Or, you know, you could... you could have mine. EDDIE: Deal.

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a year ago

EDDIE: You're badass under pressure, brother. BUCK: Me?

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a year ago

BUCK: You got this. EDDIE: Gonna have to just... a bit... Get the box.

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a year ago

EDDIE: The sensor measures the distance traveled based on how many rotations the shell made after the launch. The key is not to turn the shell while we pull it out. BUCK: Okay, yeah, so don't turn it.

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a year ago

EDDIE: There it is. BUCK: All right, so pull it out. Come on.

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a year ago

BUCK: He's losing a lot of blood. EDDIE: Keep pressure on it. Not-not too much pressure.

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a year ago

EDDIE: You ready? BUCK: Yeah.

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a year ago

BOBBY: All right, listen, Buck, you don't have to do this. BUCK: You think I'm gonna let the new guy have all the fun? Besides, you wanted us to bond. We might end up real close.

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a year ago

EDDIE: None of the guys I served with were dumb enough to shoot a live round in themselves, but I'm familiar with the ordnance. BUCK: I'm in.

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a year ago

BUCK: He doesn't have an hour. EDDIE: I can do it. If he doesn't go to surgery soon, he'll die.

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a year ago

BUCK: Okay, so why didn't this one go boom? EDDIE: It's fitted with a proximity fuse. It's a little smart sensor that tells the cap it's traveled a safe enough distance from the shooter to explode. From his hand to his leg probably wasn't far enough.

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a year ago

BUCK: Uh, I thought this thing already went off. EDDIE: The launch grenade has two components: gunpowder which makes it travel and an explosive charge that makes it go boom.