Lisa @buleblunders
Life in Medan featuring a clueless foreigner Medan, Indonesia Joined September 2015-
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.@katieledecky celebrating her gold medal/WR for SEVERAL SECONDS before the silver medalist FINISHED is everything.
I say "she didn't stick the landing" like I say "this muscadet is corked". Confidently and with minutes of expertise. #Rio2016
Donald Trump asking about nuclear weapons is the biggest red flag since Voldemort asked about Horcruxes as a teenager at Hogwarts.
Wait Sanders and Trump might actually debate? What in the world is this election.
The Nate vs Jim showdown sounds like a no holds barred bloodbath #grudgematch @FiveThirtyEight
I love watching the @FiveThirtyEight podcast team just beat up on the nyt. Some serious shade being thrown over here #catty
Before I came to Indonesia, I'd never been catcalled about my nose. How do you even respond to that? #buleblunders #mancung
I'd never say anything about it because y'all have your own lives and that's your right but GODDAMMIT YOU TEXT SLOW #ihavenolife #justwaitin
*sees someone sleeping* #goals
If you repeat my Indonesian in a mocking accent, imma start doing that with your English. Not so funny now, is it? #buleblunders
I swear to fucking god, if your 14 year old ass tries to condescend to me one more time, I will lose it #notsosmartnowbitch
When sending formal emails to teachers, it's best to type out "who are", as oppose to "who're" as the iPhone tends to forget the apostrophe
Trying to give my host sister the "middle school is hell" talk without sounding pessimistic
So Hulk Hogan gets 60 million dollars for "emotional distress"? How do I get an award like that!?
MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like, e.g. handsome mouth to draw attention away from problem areas, e.g. what comes out of it
"Sure, I'll come to the mall with you. But if you want to hang out with me, imma be a little bitch and have a hissy fit" #youre18not8
If you volunteer to go to the mall with your siblings, and then refuse to spend time with your siblings, you're gonna have a bad time
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